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VHS: What’s It Good For?

I love the DVD — the clarity of the image, the supplemental materials, and even the physical object itself. It’s such an elegant thing, a small, shiny silver disc that costs relatively little and takes takes up minimal space on my sagging, overloaded bookshelves. Even so, I was a late adopter of the format, and I haven’t entirely given up watching my old videotapes, either. My reasons for this insanely masochistic behavior are largely economic. You see, I have a huge financial investment in the outmoded VHS format, and I just can’t bring myself to flush all that money down the toilet just because there’s something better on the market, at least not all at once. I’m also philosophically opposed to our society’s wasteful paradigm of planned obsolescence and throw-it-all-away-for-the-latest-and-greatest consumerism; even though I always give in eventually, I hold out as long as I can before I upgrade. So, curmudgeon that I am, I keep on watching those inferior, deteriorating cassettes. But I also have to admit I’ve also got a kind of sneaky nostalgia for VHS tapes, especially the ones I recorded myself. I don’t think younger folks, who have been awash in home entertainment of increasing quality since they were born, fully understand what it was like to be able to bring home a movie or record something off TV for the first time ever, or why someone would still want to look at one of those horrible, lo-rez anachronisms today when there are so many flashier alternatives.

For the kids in the audience, Lileks explains:

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Presenting The Robo-Garage!

The Girlfriend was quite taken with something I showed her yesterday and thought I needed to share it with my other loyal readers, so here you go, the very first Simple Tricks and Nonsense Reader Request:

Autostadt Car Towers in Wolfsburg, Germany

You’re looking at a 20-story-high, automated car-storage facility built by the Volkswagen company in Wolfsburg, Germany. (Click the photo to enlarge it.) It’s apparently part of an automotive theme park where, among other things, you can buy one of the new cars stored in this tower. After you place your order, the robo-garage retrieves the requested car and brings it down for you without any human intervention. All very high-tech and futuristicky. Reminds me of the factory scene in Minority Report. Wild stuff.

Credit goes to Boing Boing for bringing my attention to this, as well as Boing Boing’s source for this item, The Cool Hunter. Click here for a couple more photos of this amazing (if gimmicky) monument to the car industry…

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New Sub-categories

Why, yes, I have blogged quite a bit today, thank you for noticing. Work was a little slow and I kept finding more interesting things to think about. It’s been kind of fun, actually; I imagine my day has been similar to what the pro bloggers experience. But the Day of the Blog is winding down now, and I’m tired. Time for bed.

I’d like to leave you with one final note before I call it a night, though. FYI, I have added some more sub-categories to help you find entries on specific topics. Under Film Studies, you can now go directly to all my movie reviews, my various Star Wars-related ramblings, and my tributes to those in the film industry who’ve passed on, if you’re into any of those things. I’ve also created an “In Memoriam” sub-category under The Glass Teat heading, which comprises my entries on television (the name comes from a Harlan Ellison book I’ve got kicking around the Bennion Archives somewhere), but I haven’t populated that one yet, so don’t expect to see anything there for a day or two. Oh, and I’ve also added an “Egregious Corporate-speak” sub-cat, just as I’ve been threatening to do. I don’t know if you folks in InternetLand really find the entries about proofreading all that amusing, but it amuses me to catalog the linguistic wreckage I come across during my day job. It lets me vent about them, anyhow.

I’m planning to add a number of other sub-cats, too, including one on all the memes and Internet quizzes I enjoy doing, and maybe one to collect my references to Star Trek. If you have any suggestions for additional ones you’d find useful, just leave them in comments below.

And now, to bed. Good night, all…

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Silver Linings

If you’ve been hanging around this blog for a while, you know that I was less than happy with the way the last presidential election turned out. However, as Andrew Sullivan points out, being on the losing side isn’t always a bad thing:

…Can you imagine how battered a president Kerry would have been by now? He’d be stuck with Bush’s Iraq mess; he’d be constantly told he’s Neville Chamberlain on Iran for doing exactly what Bush has been doing; he’d be ruthlessly attacked by the Hannity right over Teresa, immigration, gays, and any other cultural issue they could exploit. And the GOP would have escaped the responsibility for their fiscal insanity, while Kerry took lumps for raising taxes. As a matter of principle, I do not regret endorsing Kerry. My decision was based on the manifest incompetence and unconservatism of Bush. But in the sweep of history, it is fitting that Bush, for the first time in his entire life, actually face the consequences of his own recklessness. It is also important for conservatives to see up-front what abandoning limited government and embracing fundamentalism leads to: the collapse of a coherent conservatism. There was a silver lining in Bush’s re-election: the unsentimental education of conservative triumphalists.

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Nouns Used as Verbs

So, as long as I’m complaining about copy errors that makes me want to reach for a cocktail, it’s probably a good time for another in our on-going series that I like to call Egregious Examples of IT Industry Corporate-Speak. This one illustrates my biggest personal pet peeve as a copy writer, proofreader, and editor, namely the repurposing of nouns into verbs. (Is “repurposing” yet another example? Hmm… could be… might have to look that up.)

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Perfect… Except for the Proofreading…

Oh, this is rich: Johnny Carson’s former sidekick, Ed McMahon — whom Johnny often teased about his appetite for distilled beverages — has lent his name to a new brand of vodka, McMahon Perfect. Even the name just shouts out for one last jibe from the grave, doesn’t it? Quick, somebody call Jennifer Love Hewitt and see if she can contact Johnny on the other side!

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German Superheroes

This makes me smile: it seems a gang of German anarchists is dressing up as superheroes, knocking over gourmet food markets for high-end chow instead of money, and giving the booty to the poor:

The gang members seemingly take delight in injecting humour into their raids, which rely on sheer numbers and the confusion caused by their presence. After they plundered Kobe beef fillets, champagne and smoked salmon from a gourmet store on the exclusive Elbastrasse [in Hamburg], they presented the cashier with a bouquet of flowers before making their getaway.

 

The latest robbery is part of a pattern over the past several months, suggesting that the thieves deliberately set out to highlight what they perceive as the inequality inherent in German society.

The linked article notes that “The gang are also behind black market cinema tickets which they distribute free to the poor, and they have printed leaflets telling passengers how to dodge ticket inspectors on the city’s underground and buses.”
No word as to which superheroes they are dressing as, however. Personally, I like to imagine Green Lantern handing out purloined steaks and forged movie tickets. Green Lantern is cool

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Why ‘KRP Was Cool

Media critic Jaime J. Weinman on what was so good about one of my all-time favorite TV shows, WKRP in Cincinnati:

“WKRP” has never really had a reputation on a par with “Taxi” or “Mary Tyler Moore” or “Barney Miller” or “M*A*S*H,” but I think it was actually the best sitcom of its era when it came to the most important thing a sitcom can do: create memorable, distinctive characters and create comedy from those characters, instead of a lot of extraneous jokes. The characters on “WKRP” were all so well-defined that seeing them act out of character, even slightly out of character, could be inherently funny, and the characters all had different and well-defined relationships to each other, so you could put any two characters together in a scene and get a different type of comedy out of it.

 

The other thing Wilson did with the show was give it more variety than most sitcoms: it’s not just that they’d do an occasional “very special episode,” like the one about the Who concert in Cincinnati where kids were trampled to death; they would actually change the style and tone from week to week depending on what the story was about. So one week it would be a farce, another week a dramedy, still another week a traditional sitcom story and still another week an extended comedy sketch (there is one episode, “Hotel Oceanview,” that is literally an adaptation of a Toronto Second City sketch by the same writer). “Mary Tyler Moore” and other MTM and MTM-style shows valued consistency in style and tone; “WKRP” fluctuated and experimented more, which may explain why it was treated as the red-headed stepchild at MTM (“I wouldn’t watch it” — Mary Tyler Moore).

The rest of his post contains a whole mess of ‘KRP clips for your viewing pleasure. Go on over and have a look…

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And Then There Were Two

Here’s an interesting tidbit from the weekend’s headlines: the last American survivor of Titanic has died at the age of 99.
Lillian Gertrud Asplund was five when the great ship went down; she lost her father and three brothers in the disaster, while her mother and a fourth brother made it into the lifeboat with her. Curiously for a woman of her generation, she never married, and, unlike other survivors, she rarely spoke about what happened on that cold night in the Atlantic.

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“I Thought Turkeys Could Fly”

Uncle George may have finally knuckled under and given the fanboys the ORIGINAL original trilogy on DVD, but there remain certain media properties I’d love to own but which are unlikely to ever appear on those shiny silver discs we love so much here at Simple Tricks. Like, for instance, WKRP in Cincinnati, one of my all-time favorite television shows as well as one of the best situation comedies of the late-70s/early-80s (and, arguably, of all time). Judging from what I read in various forums and message boards, there is strong consumer interest in WKRP on DVD, but part of what made the show so special is exactly what will probably keep it out of release forever: the music.

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