Among my various and sundry oddball interests, I am fascinated by the life and legend of Howard Hughes. His biography is, in my humble estimation, a quintessentially American tragedy, the story of a guy who possessed all the superficial trappings that everyone thinks will make them happy — wealth, fame, power, sex appeal — but who ended up as a miserable and pathetic wreck of a human being. The very trait that made him so successful in his various pursuits — his obsessiveness — was also his ultimate downfall.
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A Shining Planet…
Courtesy of Scalzi’s AOL Journal, here’s a lovely true-color photo of our little corner of the universe. It’s a mosaic assembled from multiple satellite images. I’ve seen pictures similar to this before, but they never fail to take my breath away. I especially like the glint of sunlight over Baja. That’s a detail that all those Star Trek episodes seemed to miss. Click on the picture to see it larger, click here for other (and even larger) images…
Un-F**ked With Edition Getting Dissed Again?
Hmm. Only hours after hearing the news about the original, unaltered Star Wars movies being released, my buzz is crumbling because of all the rumors flying around the ‘net about them. Basically, folks are suggesting that my long-awaited grail is going to turn out to be a half-hearted effort at best. According to a USA Today article, “the original films’ video quality will not match up to that of the restored versions.” The article quotes a Lucasfilm employee as saying, “It is state of the art, as of 1993, and that’s not as good as state of the art 2006.”
Star Wars: The Un-F**ked-With Edition on DVD!
Stupendously big news has come down from the Holy Sepulchre of The Great Flanneled One:
In response to overwhelming demand, Lucasfilm Ltd. and Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment will release attractively priced individual two-disc releases of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Each release includes the 2004 digitally remastered version of the movie and, as bonus material, the theatrical edition of the film. That means you’ll be able to enjoy Star Wars as it first appeared in 1977, Empire in 1980, and Jedi in 1983. [Emphasis mine.]
Uncle George is taking a page from The Disney Book of Dirty Tricks and General Corporate Evil and will be offering these discs for a limited time only — September 12 to December 31 — but I can live with that. Yes, it’s manipulative and no doubt designed to maximize sales by threatening us with an artificial scarcity, but who really cares if it means that Han shoots first, as he should? I know what I’ll be wanting for my birthday. Hell, I’ll probably buy two copies in addition to asking for the birthday gifts, just to have the spares on hand.
The complete press release is here. I don’t know about you, but my day has suddenly gotten drastically brighter. My morning cup of coffee even tastes better. How odd…
Let the Hostilities Commence
It has been the subject of countless geeky dorm-room debates: which would win in an all-out slug-fest for supremacy, an Imperial Star Destroyer or the Starship Enterprise?
The partisans for each of the two pre-eminent science-fiction franchises have been relentless in battles almost as fierce as the most famous space-combat scene never filmed; their fights have spanned Internet message boards and video arcades and parents’ basements. At stake: nothing less than the honor and glory of their preferred fictional universes.
But now, some brave soul with some video-editing software and a lot of free time has decided to settle the fight once and for all. Well, sort of, since this version ends in an inconclusive draw:
First Glimpse of the New Bond
This is interesting: I’ve run across a French trailer for the upcoming film Casino Royale, which producers hope will reinvigorate the 007 franchise with a new actor in the lead and a new realism in the storytelling (I understand they’ve ditched Q and the gadgets in favor of good old-fashioned fist-fights.) An English-language version has yet to be released, so if you don’t speak French — and I don’t myself — you’ll just have to guess at what’s going on. Not that this is so difficult; it’s a trailer for a James Bond film, after all.
Too Soon? Apparently Not…
Hm. Well, it appears my concerns about that deluge of new visitors from The Whatever were overblown, since nothing much seems to be happening around here. So much for my delusions of grandeur.
Moving right along, I see that my skills at predicting box-office success are no better than my estimation of my own celebrity drawing-power. By which I mean that I was surprised by the generally good business done this weekend by United 93, the movie about one of the doomed 9/11 flights. I honestly didn’t think there would be a market for this film.
We Learned About Love in the… BackofaDodge…
If the Sears Wishbook isn’t enough entertainment for you on this long, sunny Friday afternoon, how about this: the immortal William Shatner performing Harry Chapin’s “Taxi” in the same melodramatic, spoken-word style that has made his rendition of “Rocket Man” such a classic.
[Ed. note: I moved the video player below the fold for the convenience of dial-uppers, and also just to keep the place tidy…]
Sears Wishbook
Courtesy of Boing Boing, I’ve just stumbled onto an absolutely amazing time-capsule: somebody with lots of time on their hands has scanned what looks to be the entire 1983 Sears Wishbook for our Friday viewing pleasure.
I used to love the Sears Wishbook when I was a kid, as well as a similar catalog published by a local Utah retailer called LaBelle’s. (I think LaBelle’s was local — I don’t recall ever hearing about it being in other states — but I’m not sure. I may not even be spelling the name correctly. The company carried appliances, electronics, impractical gift items, and fancies for the home; it folded sometime in the late ’80s, as I recall.) Reviewing these doorstop-sized paeans to materialism was practically an autumn ritual at my home; I can remember sitting by the fireplace with my mom around Thanksgiving time, paging through the Wishbook and the LaBelle’s catalog and circling all the must-have Christmas items with a red Magic Marker. Naturally, I was most interested in the toy pages, especially when they featured some new Star Wars figures, but looking at this online archived version today, I find myself gravitating toward the items that no one really thought to hold onto or collect, the everyday goods that remind me of what it was really like to live in 1983. Seen through my usual haze of nostalgia, twenty years ago doesn’t seem that far away to me, but so much of this stuff looks so archaic when you really look at it, especially the electronics with all their tacky, faux-woodgrain cabinets… wow. My late grandmother’s antique ’30s-vintage radio (which now resides in my living room) actually looks more timeless than that stuff.
Here are some highlights:
Your Daily Dose of Corporate Marketing Speak
This is turning into a regular feature here on Simple Tricks, isn’t it? I’m thinking I may have to start a sub-category for it. Anyhow, here’s today’s egregious turn of phrase, fresh out the warm, steaming interior of some copy writer’s PC:
Our consultants drive thought leadership in the security industry…
“Thought leadership?” What the heck is that? Sounds like it involves electrodes and clamps to hold your eyeballs open so you can’t look away from the product infomercials. Either that or it’s something Tom Cruise will be praising as the solution to everyone’s problems the next time he’s on Oprah…