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Don’t Talk Back to Darth Vader, He’ll Get Ya

Several people have sent me links to the following video, including most recently our Simple Tricks East Coast correspondent, Brian Greenberg, so I suppose I’d better stop procrastinating and get it posted up, as it appears to be the current happening thing here on the InterWebs. It’s somebody’s three-year-old daughter recounting the plot of Star Wars and doing a pretty fine job of it, too. I’m not somebody who finds the antics of three-year-olds particularly cute, so trust me when I say it’s worth your click.

I’m amazed by how articulate she is, even if the video has been obviously edited to condense some of the standard little-kid rambling. She also seems to have a surprisingly cogent grasp of the movie, which her dad (who shot the video) swears in comments over on YouTube is entirely real and uncoached. (I’m especially amused by her comment that “the ‘siney’ one always worries,” which is as concise a summary of Threepio’s character as I’ve ever encountered). Amazingly, she’s seen the movie only once, spread out over several days. Smart kid.

(On a side note — and admitting up front that, as a non-parent, I have no authority to be saying a damn thing about how other people raise their kids — isn’t three a little young for a movie like Star Wars? I was seven when I first saw it, and, as enthralled as I was, I was pretty badly traumatized by the smoking skeletons of Owen and Beru. I wasn’t too sure about that beastie in the garbage masher, either. Maybe I was just a wussy kid.)

Anyway, as long as I’m talking about Star Wars, here are a couple other items of interest:

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Riverton Ricin Maker is Awake

I just read that Roger Von Bergendorf, the man who is believed to have poisoned himself with the toxic substance ricin in a Vegas hotel room, has regained consciousness. The authorities claim there is no sign of contamination anywhere or any evidence that Von Bergendorf was connected to terrorism, but they also have no idea what he was doing with the stuff; also, they’re still not saying what, if anything, they found in that house they searched in my hometown. I hope we don’t have to wait too much longer to find out what the hell was going on. ..

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Is It Really So Simple?

Scalzi on the abysmal exchange rates of the moment:

…in the long run it would be nice to have my home currency seen as stable and having value. The cynical part of me wonders how much the global perception of the dollar will change simply by having a new occupant in the White House on January 20, 2009. I guess we’ll find out.

That’s an interesting question, isn’t it? I’ll admit that I know very little about economics or all the arcane factors that influence how well or poorly we’re doing as a country — I find even simple 401k investments utterly baffling and intimidating — so I have no opinion on this idea myself. But I do wonder just how much psychology and prestige plays into something like the value of a nation’s currency. Anyone have any thoughts?

I will say that, if there’s anything to this, a post-election rebound for the dollar would be excellent news for me, as The Girlfriend and I have been talking about finally taking that dream trip to Scotland next year…

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More on Dave Stevens

Normally I don’t dwell over obituaries after I write my own tribute to the deceased, but in the case of Dave Stevens, I’m learning a lot of interesting things about a guy I actually knew little about.

For instance, the LA Times obit notes that Stevens drew storyboards for Raiders of the Lost Ark — the Official Star Wars blog specifies that Stevens illustrated the truck-fight sequence and “a famous lost Shanghai scene from Raiders which was later repurposed for Temple of Doom,” a little piece of trivia I’ve never encountered before — as well as Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” video in 1983. (A slight tangent: I just purchased the 25th anniversary CD of the Thriller album, which includes a bonus disc of videos; I’d forgotten just how captivating and entertaining that “Thriller” vid is. Jackson may have turned into a creepy loon over the years, but at his creative peak, he really was something. An immense talent derailed by, I believe, psychological problems that no one wants to call him on.)

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Photobucket Meme

Here’s kind of a strange meme that I ganked from SamuraiFrog. The instructions are:
1. Go to photobucket.com
2. Type in your answer for each question into the PhotoBucket search bar.
3. Choose your favorite photo to represent your answer.
4. Copy the HTML and paste it here.
5. Answer only in picture form.
My photographic answers are below the cut, to save on load times for anyone to whom that might be an issue:

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Experience? Who Needs Experience?

Here’s an interesting bit of food for thought:

Suppose you had to choose between two Presidential candidates, one of whom had spent 20 years in Congress plus had considerable other relevant experience and the other of whom had about half a dozen years in the Illinois state legislature and 2 years in Congress. Which one do you think would make a better President? If you chose #1, congratulations, you picked James Buchanan over Abraham Lincoln.

So much for that campaign tactic…

(Source via.)

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Indy IV “Payoff” One-Sheet

As expected, that one-sheet for Kingdom of the Crystal Skull that you’ve been seeing around is just the “teaser.” Here’s the regular release design, which the official Indiana Jones web site is calling the “payoff” poster:

Indy IV payoff poster

I’ve never heard that term before, but it seems to fit. In more ways than one. I really like this design. It’s in keeping with the standard pattern for Indiana Jones movies: the first poster depicted just Indy alone, and now this design is a collage featuring all the primary characters with a bit of action at the bottom. It is, in fact, very similar to the regular release design for Last Crusade, which is as it should be. It makes this fourth movie feel like it really is part of the series instead of just an afterthought. (Of course, we’ll see what the actual movie is like, but I think at this point my skepticism has degraded to about the same consistency as cheesecloth. I’m ready Uncle George, take me now!)

Still a couple of months to go, of course, before opening day. In the meantime, I think I’ll get out the old credit card and acquire another item for the Archives…

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