{"id":952,"date":"2007-04-27T10:47:40","date_gmt":"2007-04-27T10:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=952"},"modified":"2007-04-27T10:47:40","modified_gmt":"2007-04-27T10:47:40","slug":"vader_teaches_cell_phone_etiqu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/04\/27\/vader_teaches_cell_phone_etiqu\/","title":{"rendered":"Vader Teaches Cell Phone Etiquette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cranky Robert just sent me this:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"400\" height=\"300\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1756176\" \/><param name=\"quality\" value=\"best\" \/><embed width=\"400\" height=\"300\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/moogaloop\/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=1756176\" quality=\"best\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Oh, if only I&#8217;d kept up on my Sith lessons. I could totally use that Force-choke thing just about everytime I&#8217;m out in public&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cranky Robert just sent me this: Oh, if only I&#8217;d kept up on my Sith lessons. I could totally use that Force-choke thing just about everytime I&#8217;m out in public&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=952"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}