{"id":916,"date":"2007-04-04T11:45:08","date_gmt":"2007-04-04T11:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=916"},"modified":"2007-04-04T11:45:08","modified_gmt":"2007-04-04T11:45:08","slug":"joey_fatones_star_wars_tango","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/04\/04\/joey_fatones_star_wars_tango\/","title":{"rendered":"Joey Fatone&#8217;s Star Wars Tango"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, does this ever sound like a recipe for total fanboy embarassment: take an <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Joey_Fatone\">ex-boy-bander<\/a> who&#8217;s gone a bit beefy with maturity, put him on a dippy <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Dancing_with_the_Stars_(US_TV_series)\">reality-show dance-off<\/a> with a bunch of other has-beens and B-listers, and let him do a routine set to that old disco-ized version of the main title from <i>Star Wars<\/i>, complete with a lightsaber prop. When I heard about this, I was prepared to hang my head in shame for ever liking a movie that could lead to <i>this<\/i>&#8230; and yet it turned out to be surprisingly entertaining, if not exactly cool:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KBZuiw623s8\" \/><embed width=\"425\" height=\"350\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/KBZuiw623s8\" wmode=\"transparent\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>No doubt it was the girl&#8217;s Leia-style metal bikini that salvaged the whole thing&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, does this ever sound like a recipe for total fanboy embarassment: take an ex-boy-bander who&#8217;s gone a bit beefy with maturity, put him on a dippy reality-show dance-off with a bunch of other has-beens and B-listers, and let him do a routine set to that old disco-ized version of the main title from Star [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars","category-the-glass-teat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}