{"id":868,"date":"2007-02-23T15:22:22","date_gmt":"2007-02-23T15:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=868"},"modified":"2007-02-23T15:22:22","modified_gmt":"2007-02-23T15:22:22","slug":"lisa_nowak_pleads_not_guilty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2007\/02\/23\/lisa_nowak_pleads_not_guilty\/","title":{"rendered":"Lisa Nowak Pleads Not Guilty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The death of Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears&#8217; decision to emulate Sinead O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s coiffure (or lack thereof) have pushed whacko astronaut Lisa Nowak out of the media spotlight, so I thought I&#8217;d pass along the word that she has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.space.com\/news\/ap_070217_nowak_plea.html\">entered a plea<\/a> of &#8220;not guilty&#8221; to the charge of attempted murder.<\/p>\n<p>Just doing my part to help out those poor, overworked tabloid writers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[<b>Update:<\/b> In a related <a href=\"http:\/\/www.space.com\/news\/070223_ap_nasa_astronauts.html\">story<\/a>, it seems that NASA has contigency plans for what to do if an astronaut wigs out while in space. It&#8217;s pretty interesting&#8230; it involves duct tape, bungee cords, and forced administration of drugs. Just as I&#8217;ve always imagined. Oh, all right, I&#8217;ve always imagined that you&#8217;d just stun the nutbar with a phaser, but since NASA doesn&#8217;t <i>have<\/i> phasers&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The death of Anna Nicole Smith and Britney Spears&#8217; decision to emulate Sinead O&#8217;Connor&#8217;s coiffure (or lack thereof) have pushed whacko astronaut Lisa Nowak out of the media spotlight, so I thought I&#8217;d pass along the word that she has entered a plea of &#8220;not guilty&#8221; to the charge of attempted murder. Just doing my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[25],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-final-frontier"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}