Here’s a joke I just received from The Girlfriend’s dad that I thought was pretty funnny:<\/p>\n
A C-130<\/a> was flying on a mission when a cocky F-16<\/a> pilot flew up next to him.<\/p>\n
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The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “Watch this!” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb! He finished up with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.<\/p>\n
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The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that.<\/p>\n
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The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!”<\/p>\n
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The C-130 droned along for about five minutes, and then the C-130 pilot came back on and asked, “What did you think of that?”<\/p>\n
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Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What the hell did you do?”<\/p>\n
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The C-130 pilot chuckled. “I stood up, stretched my legs, went to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a sweet roll.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Ah, military pilot humor…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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