{"id":7478,"date":"2015-06-22T22:47:26","date_gmt":"2015-06-23T04:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=7478"},"modified":"2015-06-22T22:47:26","modified_gmt":"2015-06-23T04:47:26","slug":"what-did-you-do-with-your-saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2015\/06\/22\/what-did-you-do-with-your-saturday\/","title":{"rendered":"What Did You Do with Your Saturday?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, the whole thing actually started as a joke.<\/p>\n<p>Several years back, a good friend of mine was badly stressed while making arrangements for his upcoming wedding. Knowing of his affection for the film <em>The Big Lebowski<\/em>, and remembering something I&#8217;d run across in my wanderings across the endless InterWebs, I went to the <a href=\"http:\/\/dudeism.com\/\">Church of the Latter-Day Dude<\/a> and got myself ordained as a <a href=\"http:\/\/dudeism.com\/whatisdudeism\/\">Dudeist<\/a> priest. I then sent him a message that said, essentially, &#8220;You can relax, all your planning troubles are over&#8230; <em>I<\/em> can marry you!&#8221; We both got a laugh out of it, and that was that.<\/p>\n<p>Except it wasn&#8217;t. Some time later, I told this story to some other friends of mine, Geoff and Anastasia, and the next time Anne and I got together with them, they had a question for me. They wanted to know if that Dudeist thing was for real&#8230; if I could &#8212; if\u00a0 I <em>would<\/em>\u00a0 &#8212; perform <em>their<\/em> upcoming wedding? I was honored, flattered, and more than a little freaked out by their request. But I went ahead and made a couple phone calls, just to confirm that the State of Utah would recognize an online ordination from a tongue-in-cheek &#8220;religion&#8221; inspired by an oddball movie. And then just to be sure, I took out a more-legitimate sounding second ordination with something called the <a href=\"https:\/\/theamm.org\/\">American Marriage Ministries<\/a>. And then this happened:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Wedding-79_edit-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"  wp-image-5670 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/Wedding-79_edit-678x1024.jpg\" alt=\"Wedding-79_edit\" width=\"489\" height=\"738\" \/><\/a>And <em>that<\/em>, I thought, was that.<\/p>\n<p>Except it wasn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n<p>Two days before this past New Year&#8217;s Eve, Anne&#8217;s sister-in-law contacted me to ask if I&#8217;d be willing to do another wedding. Her sister wanted to tie the knot before the end of the year, and they didn&#8217;t know who else they could get on such short notice. I never did find out what the hurry was; something to do with taxes maybe. But hey, they offered to pay me for my trouble, and I was off work anyhow, so, in the middle of the afternoon on New Year&#8217;s Eve, I drove to a stranger&#8217;s house with my ordination certificates and a printed-out script and I married a second couple. Made some decent money doing it, too.<\/p>\n<p>This past Saturday, I performed my <em>third<\/em> wedding, a favor for my good friend Mike Gillilan, a guy I met 26 years(!) ago, back in those infamous movie-theater days. We held it in a public park at the base of the magnificent Wasatch Mountains, with just a few family members and friends about. The sun was high and intense, but a bit of a breeze rolling up the side of the mountain carried away the worst of the heat, and I didn&#8217;t even stumble over the script this time. I just joined Mike and his bride Caroline in matrimony as easy as driving to the 7-Eleven for a Slurpee.<\/p>\n<p>And then I went to a Willie Nelson concert.<\/p>\n<p>Life takes you to some unexpected places sometimes, doesn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, the whole thing actually started as a joke. Several years back, a good friend of mine was badly stressed while making arrangements for his upcoming wedding. 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