{"id":7411,"date":"2015-06-08T21:56:02","date_gmt":"2015-06-09T03:56:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=7411"},"modified":"2015-06-08T21:56:02","modified_gmt":"2015-06-09T03:56:02","slug":"conspiracy-theories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2015\/06\/08\/conspiracy-theories\/","title":{"rendered":"Conspiracy Theories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation between the lovely Anne and myself, just now&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ME: You take a risk every time you leave the house. You could get hit by a bus. You could be electrocuted by a random static discharge from a computer mouse.<\/p>\n<p>ANNE: I&#8217;ve never heard of that happening.<\/p>\n<p>ME: The government covers it up.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>ANNE: You were pretty fast with that comeback.<\/p>\n<p>ME: It&#8217;s something I&#8217;ve given a lot of thought to.<\/p>\n<p>And so it goes, here at the Bennion Compound&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation between the lovely Anne and myself, just now&#8230; ME: You take a risk every time you leave the house. You could get hit by a bus. You could be electrocuted by a random static discharge from a computer mouse. ANNE: I&#8217;ve never heard of that happening. ME: The government covers it up. &#8230; ANNE: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7411"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7411\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}