{"id":6532,"date":"2014-11-09T22:14:46","date_gmt":"2014-11-10T05:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=6532"},"modified":"2014-11-09T22:14:46","modified_gmt":"2014-11-10T05:14:46","slug":"tales-of-a-sunday-afternoon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2014\/11\/09\/tales-of-a-sunday-afternoon\/","title":{"rendered":"Tales of a Sunday Afternoon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at Costco with Anne &#8212; who did <em>not<\/em> have to work a full eight-hour day after all, as it turns out &#8212; when she abruptly stopped in the middle of an aisle with a confused expression.<\/p>\n<p>Me: What is it?<\/p>\n<p>Anne (pointing to a fancy car-window ice scraper with a curved handle): &#8220;At first glance, I thought that was a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Bat%27leth\">Klingon bat&#8217;leth<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&lt; pause &gt;<\/p>\n<p>Me: You really have been around me too long, haven&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"725\" height=\"544\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/oXnzstpBEOg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at Costco with Anne &#8212; who did not have to work a full eight-hour day after all, as it turns out &#8212; when she abruptly stopped in the middle of an aisle with a confused expression. Me: What is it? Anne (pointing to a fancy car-window ice scraper with a curved handle): &#8220;At [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}