{"id":645,"date":"2006-08-11T11:03:46","date_gmt":"2006-08-11T11:03:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=645"},"modified":"2006-08-11T11:03:46","modified_gmt":"2006-08-11T11:03:46","slug":"black_humor_1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/08\/11\/black_humor_1\/","title":{"rendered":"Black Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Perusing the blogosphere&#8217;s reaction to the latest &#8220;security&#8221; restrictions imposed on air travelers, I ran across the following remark:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Soon some terrorists will attempt to smuggle explosive onboard in their colons. The TSA will respond by banning all assholes from commercial flights. Air crews will respond &#8220;We&#8217;ve been wanting that for years!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Sorry about the naughty word, but the punchline seemed to lose something without it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>[<a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/007844.html#137998\">Source<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Perusing the blogosphere&#8217;s reaction to the latest &#8220;security&#8221; restrictions imposed on air travelers, I ran across the following remark:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=645"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/645\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}