{"id":6107,"date":"2014-07-18T14:13:28","date_gmt":"2014-07-18T20:13:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=6107"},"modified":"2014-07-18T14:13:28","modified_gmt":"2014-07-18T20:13:28","slug":"occupational-hazards","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/18\/occupational-hazards\/","title":{"rendered":"Occupational Hazards"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m at work just now, reading along in a case study about some technological solution to a problem I don&#8217;t really have, when I run across this phrase:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sensors can also alert transporters&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And it took me a second to process that the rest of the sentence has nothing to do with <em>Star Trek<\/em>. Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>I tell you, it&#8217;s tough sometimes for a nerd. And for the record, yes, I did hear those words in the unique cadence of Leonard Nimoy. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wavsource.com\/snds_2014-07-06_8028356563048763\/tv\/star_trek\/2-2_who_mourns_no_life.wav\"><em>Sen-sores<\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I&#8217;m at work just now, reading along in a case study about some technological solution to a problem I don&#8217;t really have, when I run across this phrase: Sensors can also alert transporters&#8230; And it took me a second to process that the rest of the sentence has nothing to do with Star Trek. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6107","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-star-trek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6107","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6107"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6107\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}