{"id":6062,"date":"2014-07-03T00:16:22","date_gmt":"2014-07-03T06:16:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=6062"},"modified":"2014-07-03T00:16:22","modified_gmt":"2014-07-03T06:16:22","slug":"well-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/03\/well-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Well&#8230; Crap&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you may <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/2014\/04\/unless-we-go-to-the-stars\/\">recall<\/a>, I&#8217;ve lately been watching the TV series <em>Babylon 5<\/em> in its entirety for the first time. It&#8217;s not currently available on any of the streaming services I&#8217;m familiar with, so I&#8217;ve been utilizing the old VHS recordings my lovely Anne made for me when the show ran on the TNT cable network back in the late &#8217;90s&#8230; recordings I frankly have never gotten around to viewing before now. I don&#8217;t mind relying on these old tapes. They&#8217;re available, and the quality of them is good enough for my current purpose, which is merely to see the series. But I have run across a few cock-ups &#8212; missing episodes, or hour-long chunks of other programming that was captured instead of <em>B5<\/em>, so I have to occasionally fast-forward to the next segment of <em>my<\/em> show. These haven&#8217;t been a big deal, as I&#8217;ve been able to follow the story well enough&#8230; until tonight.<\/p>\n<p><em>Babylon 5<\/em> was one of the first TV series to tell a single, unified story in a serialized format, something we now more or less expect. The first three seasons detail the coming of a massive intergalactic war between two ancient species, the Vorlons and the Shadows, with the &#8220;young races&#8221; &#8212; humans and our various allies and rivals &#8212; caught in the middle. Everything has been leading to a final confrontation between the three sides, as well as a resolution to several other plot threads, taking place in a fourth-season episode called &#8220;Into the Fire.&#8221; I was looking forward to tucking into that one tonight after Anne retired, to finally getting the payoff for all that build-up.<\/p>\n<p>But as it turns out&#8230; somehow&#8230;. because of some innocent error made nearly 20 years ago&#8230; I&#8217;ve only got about 10 minutes of that episode. I checked the following tape, just to make sure Anne didn&#8217;t realize the last one had run out and thrown a fresh one into her machine midway through the episode. No such luck. <em>That<\/em> tape starts with the following episode. So no &#8220;Into the Fire.&#8221; And now I&#8217;m left with no idea what happens, except that the war somehow ends. Of all the episodes to miss out on!<\/p>\n<p>I am feeling very&#8230; unfulfilled&#8230; right about now. Twenty years after the fact.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may recall, I&#8217;ve lately been watching the TV series Babylon 5 in its entirety for the first time. It&#8217;s not currently available on any of the streaming services I&#8217;m familiar with, so I&#8217;ve been utilizing the old VHS recordings my lovely Anne made for me when the show ran on the TNT cable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-glass-teat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6062"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6062\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}