{"id":6058,"date":"2014-07-01T17:24:22","date_gmt":"2014-07-01T23:24:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=6058"},"modified":"2014-07-01T17:24:22","modified_gmt":"2014-07-01T23:24:22","slug":"no-such-world-should-ever-exist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2014\/07\/01\/no-such-world-should-ever-exist\/","title":{"rendered":"No Such World Should Ever Exist!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The mind-boggling and unexpected (well, to me, at least &#8212; I really didn&#8217;t think it&#8217;d fly) success of Salt Lake&#8217;s first-ever official Comic Con last fall, followed by the even-bigger Comic Con Fan eXperience (or FanX) this spring, has inspired another promoter to try their hand at throwing a big party for Utah nerds. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantasycon.com\/\">FantasyCon<\/a> will be held this coming weekend, July 3 through 5, with an impressive\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fantasycon.com\/guests\/\">line-up<\/a> of celebrity guests that includes many of the hobbits and dwarves from Peter Jackson&#8217;s Tolkien films, as well as genre favorite Simon Pegg (<em>Shaun of the Dead <\/em>and, sadly, JJ Abrams&#8217; <em>Star Trek <\/em>reboot&#8230; but I won&#8217;t hold that against him!), who is making his first convention appearance <em>anywhere<\/em>. Considering that Pegg is British and will have to spend a lot of time on a plane to even get here, that&#8217;s quite an honor for my little backwater city.<\/p>\n<p>To help spread the word about the fledgling event, FantasyCon has commissioned a series of amusing TV spots in which a group of familiar character types &#8212; an elf, a knight, a cleric, and an orc &#8212; are engaged in a role-playing game called &#8220;Cubicles &amp; Careers,&#8221; with a white-bearded wizard as their &#8220;Cubicle Master.&#8221; That&#8217;s right, the premise here is that <em>their<\/em> imaginary game world is <em>our<\/em> ordinary reality. And as you might imagine, these rollicking freebooters who live lives of romance and adventure, who are accustomed to solving problems with magicks and steel and strength, have a bit of difficulty navigating through the mundane horrors we face every day. My favorite of the ads is &#8220;Episode 3: Cleric&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"725\" height=\"408\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6VuypA17vHs?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The lovely cleric&#8217;s increasingly exasperated expression and simmering attitude as she roles the dice over and over without getting anywhere crack me up. I know exactly how you feel, fair lady.<\/p>\n<p>There are five of these ads, all produced by a local Salt Lake agency called <a href=\"http:\/\/thebrutesquad.com\/\">The Brute Squad<\/a>. Here are links to the others, if you&#8217;d like to check them out (and you know you do!):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/YS5-ayYTMiQ\">Episode 1: Orc<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/0aaM2EfTVs8\">Episode 2: Elf<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Episode 3: Cleric<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/CC7OFAoGpvY\">Episode 4: Knight<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/COJDIR9TczM\">Episode 5: Wizard Cubicle Master<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Anne and I are on the fence about whether we&#8217;re going to this &#8212; honestly, I&#8217;m still trying to pay off what we spent at FanX &#8212; but if nothing else, I wanted to share these clever ads that gave me a chuckle, and to wish the organizers success&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The mind-boggling and unexpected (well, to me, at least &#8212; I really didn&#8217;t think it&#8217;d fly) success of Salt Lake&#8217;s first-ever official Comic Con last fall, followed by the even-bigger Comic Con Fan eXperience (or FanX) this spring, has inspired another promoter to try their hand at throwing a big party for Utah nerds. 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