{"id":6042,"date":"2014-06-29T23:00:23","date_gmt":"2014-06-30T05:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=6042"},"modified":"2014-06-29T23:00:23","modified_gmt":"2014-06-30T05:00:23","slug":"alternate-universe-tv-title-sequence-game-of-thrones","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2014\/06\/29\/alternate-universe-tv-title-sequence-game-of-thrones\/","title":{"rendered":"Alternate Universe TV Title Sequence: Game of Thrones"},"content":{"rendered":"

So, one of the hottest things running right now is the HBO television series Game of Thrones<\/em>, based on a series of massively popular (and just plain massive) novels by George R.R. Martin. If you don’t know, it’s an epic fantasy set in the imaginary world of Westeros. The focus is on the intrigues of several noble families all jockeying for political power, while, in the background, is the ominous approach of a decades-long winter… and with it, mythical monsters who aren’t so mythical, and aren’t at all friendly. The series is handsomely produced, well written and acted, and it stars a number of actors whose work I really enjoy, notably Sean Bean and the amazingly charismatic Peter Dinklage. Sounds like it ought to be right up my alley, doesn’t it? And yet, in spite of all that, I really don’t care for it much.<\/p>\n

Like so much of the dramatic television that everyone has gushed about in recent years — The Sopranos<\/em>, The Wire<\/em>, Breaking Bad<\/em>, the Battlestar Galactica<\/em> remake — its tone is just too damn bleak for my tastes. It is, as our colleague Jaquandor <\/a>has said, a show about awful people doing awful things (or something like that… my apologies if I’m not quoting him accurately), up to and including the murder of a child after he discovers a brother and sister making the beast with two backs. No matter how fine the quality of a TV series, regardless of how many awards it’s won or rave reviews it’s received, I just don’t enjoy the Grim ‘n’ Gritty\u2122 enough to invest a large chunk of my life in it. Yes, Shakespeare wrote about rape, incest, corruption, and murder, too… but Hamlet<\/em> is only three hours long, whereas Game of Thrones<\/em> has aired 40 hours’ worth of episodes with two more 10-episode seasons in the works. It’s just too much time spent in the company of people I don’t like and an atmosphere I find revolting.<\/p>\n

But it occurs to me that perhaps it isn’t the story being told so much as the idiom in which it is told. In other words, I don’t care for the modern trend toward Grim ‘n’ Gritty\u2122 storytelling… but what if Game of Thrones<\/em> had been told in a different way… perhaps… the way stories used<\/em> to be told on television?<\/p>\n

Behold the following video clip, which apparently comes from an ancient VHS tape that somehow fell through a wormhole into our world… the opening credits of a Game of Thrones<\/em> series that was produced in the 1980s of a parallel dimension:<\/p>\n