{"id":515,"date":"2006-04-03T14:43:37","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T14:43:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=515"},"modified":"2006-04-03T14:43:37","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T14:43:37","slug":"if_only_i_had_known","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/04\/03\/if_only_i_had_known\/","title":{"rendered":"If Only I Had Known&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was probably typical of college English majors in that I imagined my life would be suffused with beautiful prose and urbane conversation. You know, that whole <i>Dead Poets Society<\/i> kind of vibe. Instead, I spend my days reading stuff like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nRole-based access control empowers granular access to specific resources within an administrative domain.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I was going to say something sarcastic and pithy here at the end, but I find that words fail me. No doubt they&#8217;ve been sucked from my brain by the swirling black hole of aesthetic awfulness that is technical marketing language&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was probably typical of college English majors in that I imagined my life would be suffused with beautiful prose and urbane conversation. You know, that whole Dead Poets Society kind of vibe. Instead, I spend my days reading stuff like this: Role-based access control empowers granular access to specific resources within an administrative domain. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[31],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-egregious-corporate-speak"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}