{"id":501,"date":"2006-03-15T18:07:05","date_gmt":"2006-03-15T18:07:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=501"},"modified":"2006-03-15T18:07:05","modified_gmt":"2006-03-15T18:07:05","slug":"final_casualty_report","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/03\/15\/final_casualty_report\/","title":{"rendered":"Final Casualty Report"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;ll be four weeks this coming Friday since my basement flooded, and, believe it or not, I&#8217;m still working on cleaning up and putting my house back together. The ridiculous length of time it&#8217;s taking me to finish this job is a sum of many factors: the sheer magnitude of the job, which I&#8217;ll talk more about in another entry; my easy distractibility and tendency toward procrastination, which is a fancy way of saying I haven&#8217;t been working on it steadily; a recent bout of the flu that left me not wanting to tote boxes up and down stairs; and the fact that I&#8217;ve actually been trying to save many of the things that got wet rather than just tossing them, especially a number of books that I&#8217;ve been reluctant to part with.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nI think at this point, however, I&#8217;ve got to admit that I&#8217;ve salvaged all the volumes I can, and anything that still hasn&#8217;t dried out or been rendered useful again is too far gone to keep. That&#8217;s okay, though &#8212; in the end, I didn&#8217;t do too badly. At least, I don&#8217;t <i>think<\/i> I did. I wasn&#8217;t exactly keeping inventory notes during that first crazy day, and I wouldn&#8217;t be surprised if at least one stack of soggy thrift-store paperbacks ended up in the bin without anybody bothering to tell me. No doubt there will come a day when I&#8217;ll find myself saying, &#8220;Hey, I think I used to have a copy of such-and-such. I wonder whatever happened to it&#8230;&#8221;<br \/>\nBut I still managed to save quite a few books that had taken on water, and most of them even flattened out after being dried and placed under weight for a few days, at least flat enough that they&#8217;re not totally unpleasant to hold and read. But there were others that didn&#8217;t fare so well. Just in case you&#8217;re curious, I&#8217;ve prepared a list:<\/p>\n<p>(Maybe some kind soul out there would consider replacing one of these as a token of appreciation? Just kidding. If nothing else, though, I figure this list will give you voyeuristic types some insight into what kind of junk I like to read&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Saved, but not pretty:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>(As the heading suggests, these are the titles that are still readable, but they no longer have much aesthetic value. I feel especially bad about the first two on the list, a pair of absolutely beautiful &#8212; not to mention expensive &#8212; coffee-table books that were gifts to me from my mother and The Girlfriend, respectively.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/evu94\"><i>Ray Harryhausen: An Animated Life<\/i><\/a> (Ray Harryhausen with Tony Dalton)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/zb58e\"><i>A Century of Movie Posters: From Silent to Art House<\/i><\/a> (Emily King)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/kaqo8\"><i>The Tokaido Road: A Novel of Feudal Japan<\/i><\/a> (Lucia St. Clair Robson)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/gy88n\"><i>The Collected Stories of Wallace Stegner<\/i><\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Terminal water damage:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>(These would be the books that were too thoroughly soaked to offer any hope of salvage.)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/kvmye\"><i>Sin in Soft Focus: Pre-Code Hollywood<\/i><\/a> (Mark A. Viera)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/qdlws\"><i>Ernest Hemingway: Selected Letters 1917-1961<\/i><\/a> (ed. Carlos Baker)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/lydab\"><i>That&#8217;s Not All Folks!: My Life in the Golden Age of Cartoons and Radio<\/i><\/a> (Mel Blanc with Philip Bashe)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/rdjys\"><i>Chuck Berry: The Autobiography<\/i><\/a> (Chuck Berry, duh!)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/qj7bp\"><i>California Dreamin&#8217;: The True Story of The Mamas and The Papas<\/i><\/a> (Michelle Phillips)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/qhkn2\"><i>The Woman Warrior: Memoirs of a Girlhood Among Ghosts<\/i><\/a> (Maxine Hong Kingston)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/n76tn\"><i>Remembering Denny<\/i><\/a> (Calvin Trillin)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/nxr8u\"><i>Wired: The Short Life and Fast Times of John Belushi<\/i><\/a> (Bob Woodward)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/otrcs\"><i>The Falcon and the Snowman: A True Story of Friendship and Espionage<\/i><\/a> (Robert Lindsey)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/pt6j9\"><i>The Executioner&#8217;s Song<\/i><\/a> (Norman Mailer)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/m7rn9\"><i>Wiseguy: Life in a Mafia Family<\/i><\/a> (Nicolas Pileggi)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/mgyhx\"><i>Death Comes for the Archbishop<\/i><\/a> (Willa Cather)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/pol4e\"><i>Bright Lights, Big City<\/i><\/a> (Jay McInerney)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Lost to mold:<\/span><\/p>\n<p>(This last group was perhaps the most frustrating, books that weren&#8217;t damaged too badly by the water but within a couple of days had become too stinky and\/or furry to risk touching with bare hands. To add insult to injury, two of these titles are out of print as well, so replacing them may be tricky&#8230;)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/p338h\"><i>Citizen Kane: The Fiftieth Anniversary Album<\/i><\/a> (Harlan Lebo)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/ouknn\"><i>Graveyards of the Pacific: From Pearl Harbor to Bikini Island<\/i><\/a> (Robert D. Ballard with Michael Hamilton Morgan)<\/li>\n<li><a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/goo2m\"><i>Howard Hughes: The Hidden Years<\/i><\/a> (James Phelan)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The real hell of it is that I hadn&#8217;t even read most of these. C&#8217;est la vie, I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, one final non-book casualty that may be worth mentioning: I regret to inform that <a title=\"Of Poor Quality and Big Stupid Cylon Heads\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/2005\/04\/of_poor_quality_and_big_stupid\/\">The Big Stupid Cylon Head<\/a> also did not survive being inundated. The DVDs that came with it were, luckily, upstairs at the time, but I no longer have the World&#8217;s Stupidest Packaging to kick around. Oddly, I don&#8217;t feel very bad at all about that particular loss&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;ll be four weeks this coming Friday since my basement flooded, and, believe it or not, I&#8217;m still working on cleaning up and putting my house back together. The ridiculous length of time it&#8217;s taking me to finish this job is a sum of many factors: the sheer magnitude of the job, which I&#8217;ll talk [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings","category-the-bookshelf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}