{"id":471,"date":"2006-02-14T15:10:04","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T15:10:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=471"},"modified":"2006-02-14T15:10:04","modified_gmt":"2006-02-14T15:10:04","slug":"star_wars_valentines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/02\/14\/star_wars_valentines\/","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars Valentines"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of Valentine&#8217;s Day, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.somethingawful.com\/articles.php?a=3574\">here&#8217;s a sampling<\/a> of homemade (i.e., Photoshopped) Valentines with a <i>Star Wars<\/i> theme. I must admit, most of them are pretty lame (although these aren&#8217;t any lamer than the professionally made SW Valentines you can buy at your favorite Mart-type store), but there are some genuinely funny ones to be found. For instance, you&#8217;ve got <a href=\"http:\/\/i.somethingawful.com\/inserts\/articlepics\/photoshop\/02-10-06-starwars\/Foterbum.jpg\">Luke pledging to give his right hand for you<\/a>, followed by the return of <a href=\"http:\/\/i.somethingawful.com\/inserts\/articlepics\/photoshop\/02-10-06-starwars\/harrybozack.jpg\">FrankenVader<\/a> (Robert, that one&#8217;s for you). You&#8217;ve got a funny but disturbingly <a href=\"http:\/\/i.somethingawful.com\/inserts\/articlepics\/photoshop\/02-10-06-starwars\/Maveryck1.jpg\">kinky one involving Leia and Jabba<\/a>. And then there&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/i.somethingawful.com\/inserts\/articlepics\/photoshop\/02-10-06-starwars\/Scherzo.jpg\">my favorite<\/a>, for those who have a very high sense of devotion to the cause&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Happy V-Day, everyone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In honor of Valentine&#8217;s Day, here&#8217;s a sampling of homemade (i.e., Photoshopped) Valentines with a Star Wars theme. I must admit, most of them are pretty lame (although these aren&#8217;t any lamer than the professionally made SW Valentines you can buy at your favorite Mart-type store), but there are some genuinely funny ones to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}