{"id":470,"date":"2006-02-14T14:23:22","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T14:23:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=470"},"modified":"2006-02-14T14:23:22","modified_gmt":"2006-02-14T14:23:22","slug":"dont_mention_the_hair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/02\/14\/dont_mention_the_hair\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mention the Hair&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you, like me, are showing the world more and more of your skull with each passing year, through no desire or action of your own, and you&#8217;re not terribly happy about that state of affairs, fear not, for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chud.com\/index.php?type=interviews&amp;id=5913\">Bruce Willis knows your pain<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You&#8217;ve all seen it, you&#8217;ve all read it, you&#8217;ve all seen the little things trying to make you feel less of a man because you&#8217;re losing your hair, but they can all suck my&#8230; you know what I mean? I&#8217;m a man and I will kick anybody&#8217;s ass who tries to tell me that I&#8217;m not a man because my hair&#8217;s thinning.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I try not to be too self-conscious about the hair-loss thing &#8212; God knows plenty of other men in my age demo have the same issue these days &#8212; but every once in a while it feels really good to ball up my fist and let out a defiant shout, you know?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you, like me, are showing the world more and more of your skull with each passing year, through no desire or action of your own, and you&#8217;re not terribly happy about that state of affairs, fear not, for Bruce Willis knows your pain: You&#8217;ve all seen it, you&#8217;ve all read it, you&#8217;ve all seen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=470"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/470\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}