{"id":467,"date":"2006-02-13T15:02:35","date_gmt":"2006-02-13T15:02:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=467"},"modified":"2006-02-13T15:02:35","modified_gmt":"2006-02-13T15:02:35","slug":"monday_oneliner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/02\/13\/monday_oneliner\/","title":{"rendered":"Monday One-Liner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but I&#8217;m having a Monday&#8230; I&#8217;ve had no particular disasters or anything, but I&#8217;m plagued by a general inability to get back into the work-week groove. So naturally I&#8217;m killing time on the InterWeb, looking desperately for things that may amuse me. Things such as, for instance, the following quip from TV comedy writer Ken Levine, discussing <a href=\"http:\/\/kenlevine.blogspot.com\/2006\/02\/san-diego-ipodres.html\">his weekend run to San Diego<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nSan Diego&#8217;s premiere strip club, the Body Shop is still in business&#8230; which is a relief because I still have my lifetime pass from 1974. Only problem is, the strippers from 1974 are still there.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but I&#8217;m having a Monday&#8230; I&#8217;ve had no particular disasters or anything, but I&#8217;m plagued by a general inability to get back into the work-week groove. So naturally I&#8217;m killing time on the InterWeb, looking desperately for things that may amuse me. Things such as, for instance, the following quip [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}