{"id":462,"date":"2006-02-07T23:52:46","date_gmt":"2006-02-07T23:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=462"},"modified":"2006-02-07T23:52:46","modified_gmt":"2006-02-07T23:52:46","slug":"consolation_prize","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/02\/07\/consolation_prize\/","title":{"rendered":"Consolation Prize"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey again, kids. Sorry it&#8217;s been so long since I&#8217;ve posted. Hope you haven&#8217;t missed my sterling prose too much. I&#8217;ve been working on a nice long recap of Anne&#8217;s and my Yellowstone snowmobiling adventure, and I was planning to post it tonight, but&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s always a &#8220;but&#8221; when computers are involved, isn&#8217;t there? In this case, the &#8220;but&#8221; refers to the way I somehow lost three-quarters of the entry when I tried to e-mail the part I wrote at work this afternoon to myself so I could finish it tonight here at home. I&#8217;m hoping I can recover it tomorrow when I get into the office. If I can&#8217;t, I&#8217;m going to be a very unhappy blogger, because I thought what I&#8217;d done was quite good. For a change. I haven&#8217;t been terribly proud of my recent writing here at Simple Tricks; this entry, however, seemed to be going very well.<\/p>\n<p>In any event, I&#8217;m long overdue to give you guys <i>something<\/i> &#8212; I&#8217;m surprised my three loyal readers aren&#8217;t banging their tin cups against the bars by this time &#8212; but about all I have to give you tonight is another of those e-mail survey thingies that occasionally makes a circle of the &#8216;net. You know, those long lists of random questions that try to elicit trivial responses. It&#8217;s kind of lame, I know, but it&#8217;s quick content, and you may learn something interesting about <i>moi<\/i>. Hopefully, I&#8217;ll find my travel piece waiting for me tomorrow and I&#8217;ll be able to finish it and get it up to you before tomorrow night. In the meantime, enjoy the trivia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n<b>1. First name?<\/b> Reginald<br \/>\n<b>2. Were you named after anyone?<\/b> My father<br \/>\n<b>3. Do you wish on stars?<\/b> No, it never does any good.<br \/>\n<b>4. When did you last cry?<\/b> Over the weekend, when I saw <i>Brokeback Mountain<\/i><br \/>\n<b>5. Do you like your hand writing?<\/b> Sure&#8230; it&#8217;s not neat, but it works.<br \/>\n<b>6. What is your favorite lunch meat?<\/b> I don&#8217;t know. Salami?<br \/>\n<b>7. What is your birth date?<\/b> 9\/15\/69<br \/>\n<b>8. What is your most embarrassing CD?<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/alsrh\"><i>The Best of Meco<\/i><\/a>, a compilation of 70s-vintage disco remixes of popular film music from the era, notably <i>Star Wars<\/i> and <i>The Empire Strikes Back<\/i><br \/>\n<b>9. Do you have a journal?<\/b> Does a blog count? I gave up the handwritten journal a couple years ago.<br \/>\n<b>10. Do you use sarcasm a lot?<\/b> Doesn&#8217;t everybody?<br \/>\n<b>11. What are your nicknames?<\/b> Not aware that I have any.<br \/>\n<b>12. Would you bungee jump?<\/b> Under the right circumstances, maybe.<br \/>\n<b>13. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?<\/b> No choice, I wear ankle-high Doc Marten boots.<br \/>\n<b>14. Do you think that you are strong?<\/b> My first instinct is to say, &#8220;Hell, no.&#8221; But then I start wondering, &#8220;strong how? What kind of strength? Emotional? Physical? Opinion-wise? Odor-wise?&#8221; And then I arrive back at, &#8220;Hell, no.&#8221;<br \/>\n<b>15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?<\/b> Ben &#8216;n&#8217; Jerry&#8217;s Cherry Garcia<br \/>\n<b>16. Shoe Size?<\/b> 11-1\/2 or 12, depending on the brand<br \/>\n<b>17. Red or pink?<\/b> Red<br \/>\n<b>18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?<\/b> My weight. Same as everybody else in the Western Hemisphere. Refer to Question #15.<br \/>\n<b>19. Who do you miss most?<\/b> Friends I&#8217;ve lost track of. You know who you are.<br \/>\n<b>20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?<\/b> N\/A here in the blogosphere.<br \/>\n<b>21. What color pants and shoes are you wearing?<\/b> Black pants (Levi&#8217;s), brown leather boots (the aforementioned Doc Martens).<br \/>\n<b>22. What are you listening to right now?<\/b> The hum of my computer.<br \/>\n<b>23. What was the last thing you ate?<\/b> A fistful of kettle corn.<br \/>\n<b>24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?<\/b> Hell, I can&#8217;t remember any crayon colors. It&#8217;s been about a thousand years since I last colored.<br \/>\n<b>25. What is the weather like right now?<\/b> Dark.<br \/>\n<b>26. Last person you talked to on the phone?<\/b> My mother.<br \/>\n<b>27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?<\/b> Hair and clothing.<br \/>\n<b>28. Do you like the person who sent this to you?<\/b> Yes &#8211; at least I always did back when we still knew each other. (I received this from an old high-school friend that is trying to get reacquainted.)<br \/>\n<b>29. Favorite Drinks?<\/b> Jameson&#8217;s Irish whisky on the rocks, caffe mocha coffee beverage, Coke in a glass bottle (preferably the foreign-made stuff that has sugar in it instead of corn syrup).<br \/>\n<b>30. Favorite sport?<\/b> I dislike pretty much all sports.<br \/>\n<b>31. Hair Color?<\/b> What&#8217;s left of it is brown.<br \/>\n<b>32. Eye Color?<\/b> Brown<br \/>\n<b>33. Do you wear contacts?<\/b> No<br \/>\n<b>34. Favorite Food?<\/b> A <a href=\"http:\/\/www.circlepottery.com\/moochies.htm\">really good Philly cheesesteak<\/a>.<br \/>\n<b>35. Last Movie You Watched?<\/b> <i>Brokeback Mountain<\/i>.<br \/>\n<b>36. Favorite Day Of The Year?<\/b> The last warm day of Indian summer before autumn bites you in the leg.<br \/>\n<b>37. Scary movies or happy endings?<\/b> Like &#8217;em both<br \/>\n<b>38. Summer or winter?<\/b> Like &#8217;em both<br \/>\n<b>39. Hugs or kisses?<\/b> Like &#8217;em both<br \/>\n<b>40. What is your favorite dessert?<\/b> Key lime pie<br \/>\n<b>41. Who is most likely to respond?<\/b> N\/A &#8212; we&#8217;re blogging, not e-mailing.<br \/>\n<b>42. Who is least likely to respond?<\/b> See above. Either that or we&#8217;ll say, oh, Moe&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>43. What book are you reading?<\/b> <i>The Singularity is Near: When Humans Transcend Biology<\/i> by <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Ray_Kurzweil\">Ray Kurzweil<\/a><br \/>\n<b>44. What&#8217;s on your mouse pad?<\/b> A satellite photo of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.utahoutdooractivities.com\/kennecott.html\">Bingham Canyon Copper Mine<\/a>, where my dad used to work.<br \/>\n<b>45. What did you watch last night on TV?<\/b> An episode of <i>Highlander: The Series<\/i> on DVD. (Specifically, &#8220;Homeland,&#8221; the fourth season opener, if you care.)<br \/>\n<b>46. What&#8217;s in your CD player?<\/b> Rick Springfield&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rickspringfield.com\/full\/sdaa.html\"><i>shock\/denial\/anger\/acceptance<\/i><\/a><br \/>\n<b>47. Favorite smells? Memories?<\/b> Smells &#8212; rain (naturally), Giorgio perfume, barbecue spareribs, crayons melting on a steam radiator, and, curiously, the local &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/ao35t\">lake stink<\/a>.&#8221; Memories &#8212; My first sunrise in another country; reading in my old treehouse; playing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.klov.com\/game_detail.php?letter=S&amp;game_id=9591\">Smash TV<\/a> with Anne (long story there); running old carbon-arc changeover-style movie projectors when I was 16; and the Christmas morning I caught my father assembling my toys (he lied and told me he was helping Santa, who&#8217;d been too busy to stay and do it himself).<br \/>\n<b>48. Favorite sounds?<\/b> A distant freight train, thunder on a quiet summer evening.<br \/>\n<b>49. Rolling Stones or Beatles?<\/b> The Stones &#8212; more rock and blues, fewer pretensions<br \/>\n<b>50. What&#8217;s the farthest you&#8217;ve been from home?<\/b> Munich, Germany<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey again, kids. Sorry it&#8217;s been so long since I&#8217;ve posted. Hope you haven&#8217;t missed my sterling prose too much. I&#8217;ve been working on a nice long recap of Anne&#8217;s and my Yellowstone snowmobiling adventure, and I was planning to post it tonight, but&#8230; There&#8217;s always a &#8220;but&#8221; when computers are involved, isn&#8217;t there? 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