{"id":461,"date":"2006-02-02T09:43:30","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T09:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=461"},"modified":"2006-02-02T09:43:30","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T09:43:30","slug":"still_alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/02\/02\/still_alive\/","title":{"rendered":"Still Alive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, kids, just thought I&#8217;d drop by and let my three loyal readers know that I did not end up as moose-fodder last weekend, as you may be imagining based on the lack of activity here. Anne and I returned safely from Yellowstone on Sunday night, following two days of driving on snow-packed roads in a mid-size four-door and one day of zipping through a snow-packed forest wonderland on a snowmobile. Since I got home, however, my employers have done their best to discourage me from ever taking another day off by chaining me to my desk, fitting me with a catheter and a feeding tube, and burying me in paper. (I think I prefer the nice, peaceful drifts of snow I saw in Montana to the drifts of former tree-pulp that are accumulating around my desk&#8230;)<\/p>\n<p>I do have traveler&#8217;s tales to tell, it&#8217;s just a matter of how soon I&#8217;ll be able to escape from the office and put them down on paper. Er, on screen. Whatever&#8230; just keep checking back, I&#8217;ll have something about the trip soon&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, kids, just thought I&#8217;d drop by and let my three loyal readers know that I did not end up as moose-fodder last weekend, as you may be imagining based on the lack of activity here. Anne and I returned safely from Yellowstone on Sunday night, following two days of driving on snow-packed roads in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=461"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/461\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}