{"id":459,"date":"2006-01-25T18:26:20","date_gmt":"2006-01-25T18:26:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=459"},"modified":"2006-01-25T18:26:20","modified_gmt":"2006-01-25T18:26:20","slug":"my_stripping_song","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2006\/01\/25\/my_stripping_song\/","title":{"rendered":"My Stripping Song"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If the proofreading gig doesn&#8217;t pan out, I&#8217;m thinking I can always fall back on the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0119164\/\"><i>Full Monty<\/i><\/a> scenario&#8230;<\/p>\n<table width=\"350\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"2\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#A0CDFF\"><span style=\"color: black; font-size: 14pt; font-family: Georgia,Times New Roman,Times,serif;\"><br \/>\n<strong>Your Stipper Song Is<\/strong><br \/>\n<\/span><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#C6E1FF\"><center><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/images.blogthings.com\/whatsongshouldyoustriptoquiz\/dancer.jpg\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" \/><\/center><br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/click.linksynergy.com\/fs-bin\/stat?id=CkIfgYlVpZA&amp;offerid=99176&amp;type=3&amp;subid=0&amp;tmpid=1826&amp;RD_PARM1=http%253A%252F%252Fphobos.apple.com%252FWebObjects%252FMZStore.woa%252Fwa%252FviewAlbum%253FselectedItemId%253D112292%2526playListId%253D112294%2526s%253D143441%26partnerId%3D30\">Closer<\/a> by Nine Inch Nails<\/span><\/span>&#8220;You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you<br \/>\nYou let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you<br \/>\nHelp me I broke apart my insides, help me I&#8217;ve got no<br \/>\nSoul to tell&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When you dance, it&#8217;s a little scary &#8211; and a lot sexy.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogthings.com\/whatsongshouldyoustriptoquiz\/\">What Song Should You Strip To?<\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Curiously, I took the test twice, entering the same answers both times, but got two different results. The first time, my song was &#8220;Dirrrty&#8221; by Cristina Aguillera. I&#8217;ve never heard either of these tunes that I can remember. I&#8217;m so unhip&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If the proofreading gig doesn&#8217;t pan out, I&#8217;m thinking I can always fall back on the Full Monty scenario&#8230; Your Stipper Song Is Closer by Nine Inch Nails&#8220;You let me violate you, you let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you Help me I broke apart my insides, help [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes-and-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}