{"id":403,"date":"2005-11-28T15:41:31","date_gmt":"2005-11-28T15:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=403"},"modified":"2005-11-28T15:41:31","modified_gmt":"2005-11-28T15:41:31","slug":"gonna_have_myself_a_time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/11\/28\/gonna_have_myself_a_time\/","title":{"rendered":"Gonna Have Myself a Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve only recently become familiar with the TV series <i>South Park<\/i>, and I still haven&#8217;t decided exactly what I think of it. I find that for every joke that connects with me during any given episode, there are three more that leaving me sitting in stony silence, wondering why in the hell I&#8217;m wasting my time with this vulgar crap. Still, the jokes that <i>do<\/i> connect are brutally effective, and there&#8217;s also something oddly endearing about the look of the foul-mouthed main characters, crudely drawn and barely animated though they may be. Now, thanks to the <a href=\"http:\/\/spstudio.elena.hosting-friends.de\/spstudio.html\">wonders of the Internet<\/a>, I know what I would look like if I were magically transmogrified into a <i>South Park<\/i> kid:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Scarily accurate, isn't it?\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/southparkme_edited.jpg\" \/><\/center><br \/>\nSo what do you think? Can&#8217;t you just see the plush toys made from my cartoony likeness?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve only recently become familiar with the TV series South Park, and I still haven&#8217;t decided exactly what I think of it. I find that for every joke that connects with me during any given episode, there are three more that leaving me sitting in stony silence, wondering why in the hell I&#8217;m wasting my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings","category-the-glass-teat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}