{"id":402,"date":"2005-11-26T01:00:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-26T01:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=402"},"modified":"2005-11-26T01:00:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-26T01:00:00","slug":"huh_this_is_unexpected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/11\/26\/huh_this_is_unexpected\/","title":{"rendered":"Huh… This Is Unexpected"},"content":{"rendered":"

I just took the Tortured Artist Test, fully expecting to learn that I’m one shot of absinthe away from dying unloved and frustrated in a drafty garrett somewhere. As it turns out, though…<\/p>\n

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I am 32% Tortured Artist.<\/b>
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I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn’t drive my life into a dark abysmal hole where I am alone and against the world.<\/p>\n

Take the
\nTortured Artist Test
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I just took the Tortured Artist Test, fully expecting to learn that I’m one shot of absinthe away from dying unloved and frustrated in a drafty garrett somewhere. As it turns out, though… I am 32% Tortured Artist. I have some artistic ability, but it is probably a hobby and doesn’t drive my life into […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes-and-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}