{"id":343,"date":"2005-09-17T23:18:46","date_gmt":"2005-09-17T23:18:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=343"},"modified":"2005-09-17T23:18:46","modified_gmt":"2005-09-17T23:18:46","slug":"smartalecky_tshirts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/09\/17\/smartalecky_tshirts\/","title":{"rendered":"Smart-alecky T-shirts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon, I saw the following printed on a fat guy&#8217;s chest at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lagoonpark.com\/\">local amusement park<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">I got this shirt for my girlfriend.<br \/>\nBest trade I ever made.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">This amused me more than most of the things in the park. Just for fun, here&#8217;s another one:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\" align=\"center\">Be different.<br \/>\nSay yes.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This afternoon, I saw the following printed on a fat guy&#8217;s chest at the local amusement park: I got this shirt for my girlfriend. Best trade I ever made. This amused me more than most of the things in the park. Just for fun, here&#8217;s another one: Be different. Say yes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-343","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}