{"id":332,"date":"2005-09-01T09:18:56","date_gmt":"2005-09-01T09:18:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=332"},"modified":"2005-09-01T09:18:56","modified_gmt":"2005-09-01T09:18:56","slug":"outage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/09\/01\/outage\/","title":{"rendered":"Outage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we&#8217;re back on the air. As some of you may have noticed, Simple Tricks and Nonsense disappeared for a good part of yesterday. I&#8217;ve no idea what happened &#8212; my best guess is that either my Webmaster Jack was handling some sort of crisis, or the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starwars.com\/databank\/species\/ugnaught\/\">Ugnaughts<\/a> went on strike again. Treacherous little fiends&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, as far as I can tell, everything&#8217;s functioning normally again. I&#8217;ll be back later with a couple of entries, real-world job permitting&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, we&#8217;re back on the air. As some of you may have noticed, Simple Tricks and Nonsense disappeared for a good part of yesterday. I&#8217;ve no idea what happened &#8212; my best guess is that either my Webmaster Jack was handling some sort of crisis, or the Ugnaughts went on strike again. Treacherous little fiends&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}