{"id":312,"date":"2005-08-12T11:10:00","date_gmt":"2005-08-12T11:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=312"},"modified":"2005-08-12T11:10:00","modified_gmt":"2005-08-12T11:10:00","slug":"literary_immortality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/08\/12\/literary_immortality\/","title":{"rendered":"Literary Immortality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Picture yourself curled up in your favorite chair on a cool autumn afternoon, sipping a cup of your favorite hot beverage, lost in the pages of a good novel&#8230; and all of a sudden a character steps into the scene who shares your name and maybe even looks like you. Sound like fun?<\/p>\n<p>Well, then, check this out: a dozen or so notable authors including Michael Chabon, Amy Tan, Peter Straub, Lemony Snickett, John Grisham, Stephen King, and Neil Gaiman (from whose <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neilgaiman.com\/journal\/journal.asp\">blog<\/a> I got this little tidbit of news) are auctioning off the opportunity for your name to appear in one of their upcoming books. It&#8217;s all for charity, with the proceeds going to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefirstamendment.org\/\">First Amendment Project<\/a>, an advocacy group that defends the freedom of expression. Complete details about this charity auction are available <a href=\"http:\/\/cgi3.ebay.com\/ws\/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&amp;userid=auctioncause\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Personally, I&#8217;m thinking I&#8217;d like to be immortalized by Stephen King. If you know his work, it probably won&#8217;t surprise you to hear that he&#8217;s offering the most elaborate prize for your auction money; whereas the other authors promise simply to use your name somewhere, King intends to have his way with your fictional doppelganger:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;&#8230;Buyer should be aware that CELL is a violent piece of work, which comes complete with zombies set in motion by bad cell phone signals that destroy the human brain. Like cheap whiskey, it&#8217;s very nasty and extremely satisfying. Character can be male or female, but a buyer who wants to die must in this case be female. In any case, I&#8217;ll require physical description of auction winner, including any nickname (can be made up, I don&#8217;t give a rip).&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>A buyer who wants to die at the hands of cell-phone-induced zombies&#8230; I love it.<\/p>\n<p>The auctions are being held in three separate blocks, with King&#8217;s prize up for grabs during the September 8-18 block. You know, my birthday happens to fall within that span of time. If someone really wanted to impress me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Picture yourself curled up in your favorite chair on a cool autumn afternoon, sipping a cup of your favorite hot beverage, lost in the pages of a good novel&#8230; and all of a sudden a character steps into the scene who shares your name and maybe even looks like you. Sound like fun? Well, then, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-bookshelf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}