{"id":2788,"date":"2013-03-21T04:57:03","date_gmt":"2013-03-21T04:57:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=2788"},"modified":"2013-03-21T04:57:03","modified_gmt":"2013-03-21T04:57:03","slug":"why-can-i-imagine-my-dad-building-one-of-these","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2013\/03\/21\/why-can-i-imagine-my-dad-building-one-of-these\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Can I Imagine My Dad Building One of These?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More to the point, why the heck <i>hasn&#8217;t <\/i>he built one of these, instead of resorting to his usual can-crushing method, which is to spread a bunch of them out on the driveway and drive over them with his Bobcat?<\/p>\n<p><iframe width=\"725\" height=\"408\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/YLJgQUiXHV0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Nod to Sullivan&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/dish.andrewsullivan.com\/2013\/03\/19\/mental-health-break-113\/\">Daily Dish<\/a> for letting me see this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More to the point, why the heck hasn&#8217;t he built one of these, instead of resorting to his usual can-crushing method, which is to spread a bunch of them out on the driveway and drive over them with his Bobcat? Nod to Sullivan&#8217;s Daily Dish for letting me see this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}