{"id":242,"date":"2005-05-16T18:54:47","date_gmt":"2005-05-16T18:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=242"},"modified":"2005-05-16T18:54:47","modified_gmt":"2005-05-16T18:54:47","slug":"what_kind_of_key_am_i_what_kin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/05\/16\/what_kind_of_key_am_i_what_kin\/","title":{"rendered":"What Kind of Key Am I? What Kind of Question Is That?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a wild day here at the Bennion Compound &#8212; there&#8217;s a storm approaching, and high winds have been causing havoc with the electricity all afternoon. The power lines across the street keep brushing together, which results in a cool sound-and-light show but also leaves me sitting in front of a dead monitor and feeling frustrated because I&#8217;ve just lost <i>another<\/i> half-finished blog entry. (I&#8217;ve had three attempts at an entry vanish into the ether today, thanks to that damned wind! Must&#8230; buy&#8230; a UPS!) Things seem to be quieting down now &#8212; which means the rain should begin anytime &#8212; so hopefully I can reconstruct my work from earlier without any further problems.<\/p>\n<p>While I work on that little task, though, I thought I&#8217;d leave you with something to look at. I see that my LiveJournalling friend Jen has recently taken one of those weird on-line quizzes that purport to tell you which animal\/character\/intangible concept\/inanimate object you would be if only you were an animal\/character\/intangible concept\/inanimate object. I don&#8217;t entirely see the point of these quizzes &#8212; under what circumstances would I ever become an intangible concept or an inanimate object? &#8212; but they&#8217;re fun timekillers, and it&#8217;s a fast way to come up with something to post. So, without further ado, here are my results to the question &#8220;What sort of key are you?&#8221;:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"stone key\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/stone_key.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nYou are a stone key, and you unlock old and magical<br \/>\nsecrets. What you have to offer is powerful and<br \/>\ndifficult for many to understand, but<br \/>\ninvaluable to the few who can truly grasp it.<br \/>\nGive the things you have carefully and<br \/>\nwisely, because not everyone will use them for<br \/>\ngood.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\/users\/XShakaWTWF\/quizzes\/What%20sort%20of%20key%20are%20you%20and%20what%20do%20you%20unlock%3F\/\"> <span>What sort of key are you and what do you unlock?<\/span><\/a><br \/>\n<span>brought to you by <a href=\"http:\/\/quizilla.com\">Quizilla<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Hope that provided you with some kind of insight into my character. If it did, would you mind explaining how? Not to mention, what that insight may have been? Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be back with at least one more post later this evening, assuming the lights stay on&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a wild day here at the Bennion Compound &#8212; there&#8217;s a storm approaching, and high winds have been causing havoc with the electricity all afternoon. The power lines across the street keep brushing together, which results in a cool sound-and-light show but also leaves me sitting in front of a dead monitor and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-242","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes-and-quizzes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=242"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/242\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=242"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=242"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=242"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}