{"id":2360,"date":"2012-06-27T00:51:32","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T00:51:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=2360"},"modified":"2012-06-27T00:51:32","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T00:51:32","slug":"i-knew-her-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2012\/06\/27\/i-knew-her-when\/","title":{"rendered":"I Knew Her When&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Longtime readers (and certainly my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/jasonbennion\">Facebook<\/a> friends and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/r_jasonbennion\">Twitter<\/a> followers) may have noticed that I sometimes have a tendency to gripe about my job. Occasionally. From time to time. Okay, <i>often<\/i>. That&#8217;s because&#8230; well, because it&#8217;s what I <i>do<\/i>. I&#8217;m the sort who vents about the things that irritate me, rather than bottling it all up, and <i>lots<\/i> of things irritate me during the course of your average day. Not to mention what it&#8217;s like on <i>not<\/i>-average days, which seem to come up in my line of employment with distressing frequency, especially during the warmer months, when the livin&#8217; is supposed to be easy &#8212; or so we&#8217;ve been <a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/d7ENPQzlUpY\">led to believe<\/a> &#8212; but for some reason always seem to be the most hectic time of the year for me. You know, The Girlfriend and I are currently making our way through the original <em>Twilight Zone<\/em>, the classic TV series created by Rod Serling that ran from 1959 to &#8217;64 (as opposed to the various revival attempts of more recent years) and I find it grimly amusing that so far in Season One alone, there&#8217;ve been two episodes dealing with stressed-out advertising executives who yearn for escape to a simpler, slower-paced, more humane way of life. I don&#8217;t know if Serling ever worked in advertising himself, but he definitely understood the environment. I can&#8217;t tell you how many days I have when I basically feel just like this:<a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/POTC_little-busy-right-now-1.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2519 aligncenter\" alt=\"POTC_little-busy-right-now\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/POTC_little-busy-right-now-1.gif\" width=\"245\" height=\"180\" \/><\/a>(In case you&#8217;re wondering, that animation <a href=\"http:\/\/thisadvertisinglife.tumblr.com\/post\/24080386813\/when-im-working-on-multiple-projects-at-once-and-get\">comes<\/a> from a really great blog called <a href=\"http:\/\/thisadvertisinglife.tumblr.com\/\">This Advertising Life<\/a>, which seeks to convey &#8220;the emotions of a working life in advertising as told through gifs.&#8221; I don&#8217;t know how funny it might be for civilians who don&#8217;t work in the industry, but as far as I&#8217;m concerned, it&#8217;s dead-on-target ROTFL time. Browse through it a little bit and perhaps you&#8217;ll begin to understand why I get so frazzled and grumpy.)<\/p>\n<p>Believe it or not, though, I really<i> don&#8217;t<\/i> dislike my job, despite the impression I probably give with all the bitching. I often get insanely frustrated with it, true, but in the big-picture view, there are actually a lot of great things about working where I do, and I know I don&#8217;t talk enough about those things. For example, in the almost-seven years I&#8217;ve been with this particular agency, I have met an astounding number of smart, creative, interesting, quirky, funny, extremely cool (and frequently very attractive, which is a nice bonus) human beings. I&#8217;ve even been fortunate enough to become friends with some of these people, and by &#8220;friends&#8221; I mean the sort of people who actually welcome you into their homes and introduce you to their children and pets.<\/p>\n<p>One such person is a lovely woman named Diane Olson. Her background is in journalism, but her passion is in the natural world, specifically the things that live in her (and everybody else&#8217;s) own backyard. (I&#8217;m pretty confident I&#8217;m not likely to ever meet anyone who knows more about gardening than Diane.) For 17 years, she combined these aspects of her character to produce a regular column called &#8220;Urban Almanac&#8221; for <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.catalystmagazine.net\/index.php\">Catalyst<\/a><\/em><i> <\/i>magazine, Salt Lake&#8217;s local alternative monthly. Then, in an completely unexpected bolt from the blue about two years ago, she was approached by a local <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gibbs-smith.com\/\">publishing house<\/a> about turning that column into a full-length book. It took her much wailing and gnashing of teeth to crank it out while also holding down a demanding agency gig, but somehow she pulled it off, and now, finally, that book is available for everyone reading this to purchase!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/nature-lovers-almanac_cover-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-2513 aligncenter\" alt=\"Diane's book\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/nature-lovers-almanac_cover-211x300.jpg\" width=\"211\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<em>A Nature Lover&#8217;s Almanac: Kinky Bugs, Stealthy Critters, Prosperous Plants &amp; Celestial Wonders<\/em> is a nifty little volume of collected science factoids and gardening tips, one for each day of the year, some of which are truly obscure and mind-boggling. For instance, did you know grasshoppers are at their loudest when the air is 95 degrees, and they can&#8217;t sing at all below 62? (That&#8217;s the entry for August 19th; it&#8217;s a small thing, but it fascinates me&#8230; I mean, <i>why?<\/i>) The book is sized like a pocket field guide, with rounded corners so it&#8217;ll slide in and out of your pocket easily and a sturdy flat binding, and it&#8217;s beautifully illustrated by another <i>Catalyst<\/i> alum, Adele Flail. If you have any interest at all in nature or in growing things &#8212; or even if you just enjoy looking at something fun and breezy over breakfast every morning &#8212; I highly recommend it.<\/p>\n<p>Diane told me once it&#8217;s been her lifelong dream to write a book and see her name on a shelf at her local library; she&#8217;s positively giddy now that it&#8217;s happened, and I am very, very happy for her. She&#8217;s managed to do what pretty much every copywriter (and certainly this particular proofreader) in the advertising business aspires to do: she&#8217;s become a published author. And the least I can do for my friend is congratulate her and give her a plug with whatever modest audience I happen to reach with this forum. If you think you might be interested in <em>A Nature Lover&#8217;s Almanac<\/em>, you can see all the details about it on the publisher&#8217;s page <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gibbs-smith.com\/productdetails.cfm?PC=3516\">here<\/a>, and you can order it through Amazon.com <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Nature-Lovers-Almanac-Prosperous-Celestial\/dp\/1423622243\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, one final note: I don&#8217;t think Diane will mind if I note that I helped out with the book&#8217;s title. The &#8220;celestial wonders&#8221; part was my suggestion. And yes, I&#8217;m pretty proud of that&#8230; now what are you waiting around here for? Go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Nature-Lovers-Almanac-Prosperous-Celestial\/dp\/1423622243\">buy<\/a> yourself a copy! (I have two copies myself!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Longtime readers (and certainly my Facebook friends and Twitter followers) may have noticed that I sometimes have a tendency to gripe about my job. Occasionally. From time to time. Okay, often. That&#8217;s because&#8230; well, because it&#8217;s what I do. I&#8217;m the sort who vents about the things that irritate me, rather than bottling it all [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-bookshelf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2360","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2360"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2360\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}