{"id":232,"date":"2005-05-05T12:35:57","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T12:35:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=232"},"modified":"2005-05-05T12:35:57","modified_gmt":"2005-05-05T12:35:57","slug":"email_questionnaire_from_anne","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/05\/05\/email_questionnaire_from_anne\/","title":{"rendered":"E-mail Questionnaire from Anne"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty ruthless when it comes to screening my personal e-mail. Commercial spam, of course, is at the top of the &#8220;delete&#8221; list, but I also have little patience for all the crap that people forward because they think it&#8217;s fun or somehow useful to me: the jokes, the heartwarming &#8220;true stories,&#8221; the calls for boycotts on this or that, and, worst of all, the &#8220;public service messages&#8221; that nine times out of ten turn out to be urban legends. (Actually, I sort of enjoy those, because then I have the pleasure of debunking them for whoever sent them. But I&#8217;ve noticed that people don&#8217;t much send them to me anymore, probably because my debunkings take the fun out of it for <i>them<\/i>.)<\/p>\n<p>All that stuff that eternally floats around the comm channels wore out its welcome for me very soon after I started using e-mail. All except for the questionnaires. I still like those. You know, those lists of random and essentially superficial questions that are supposed to provide insight into our friends.<\/p>\n<p>I got one from Anne awhile back, the first one I&#8217;ve received in a long time. Considering that these questionnaires are essentially the same thing as the LiveJournal memes I occasionally put up (and the fact that I don&#8217;t have anything else ready to post today), I thought I&#8217;d reproduce it here, along with my sure-to-be-fascinating answers:<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n1. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What time is it:<\/span> 11:29 am<br \/>\n2. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Name as it appears on birth certificate:<\/span> Reginald Jason Bennion<br \/>\n4. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Piercings:<\/span> One, but I let it close over a while back<br \/>\n5. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What is the most recent movie you&#8217;ve seen in the theater:<\/span> <a title=\"Movie Review: The Hitchhiker\u2019s Guide to the Galaxy\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/2005\/05\/film_review_the_hitchhikers_gu\/\"><i>The Hitchhiker&#8217;s Guide to the Galaxy<\/i><\/a><br \/>\n6. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Eye color:<\/span> Brown<br \/>\n7. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Place of birth:<\/span> Salt Lake City, Utah<br \/>\n8. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Favorite foods:<\/span> Philly cheesesteaks, dry salami, snap-peas in the pod, and Hershey bars with almonds<br \/>\n9. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ever been to Africa:<\/span> No, but it&#8217;s on The List.<br \/>\n10. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ever been toilet-papering:<\/span> Yes<br \/>\n11. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Love someone so much it made you cry:<\/span> Yes<br \/>\n12. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Been in a car accident:<\/span> Yes<br \/>\n13. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Croutons or bacon bits:<\/span> Croutons.<br \/>\n14. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Favorite day of the week:<\/span> Sunday &#8212; it&#8217;s the only one when I usually have no obligations to meet<br \/>\n15. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Favorite restaurant:<\/span> Ruth&#8217;s Diner<br \/>\n17. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Favorite sport to watch:<\/span> None&#8230; except maybe surfing. Or cheerleading. Neither of which is on TV much&#8230;<br \/>\n18. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Favorite ice cream:<\/span> Ben &amp; Jerry&#8217;s Cherry Garcia. Or homemade strawberry.<br \/>\n19. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Disney or Warner Brothers:<\/span> Warner Bros, of course. Disney shorts are too namby-pamby.<br \/>\n20. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Favorite fast-food restaurant:<\/span> AstroBurger<br \/>\n21. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What color is your bedroom carpet:<\/span> Pale blue shag<br \/>\n22. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">How many times did you fail your driver&#8217;s test:<\/span> None<br \/>\n23. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Before this one, from whom did you get your last e-mail:<\/span> I&#8217;ve actually had this questionnaire in my possession for a while, so I&#8217;ll just say the last person I got an e-mail from, which was my friend Robert<br \/>\n24. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Which store would you choose to max out your credit card:<\/span> I would never max a credit card; I&#8217;m pretty straight-arrow about credit. But since the point of this is probably to see where I&#8217;d like to go on a shopping spree, I&#8217;ll say&#8230; Best Buy. (DVDs for everyone!)<br \/>\n26. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What do you do most often when you are bored?<\/span> Write blog entries! Or read, or watch a DVD&#8230;<br \/>\n27. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Bedtime:<\/span> No earlier than midnight, usually.<br \/>\n28. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest?<\/span> Non-sequitur, since we&#8217;re now in blogspace.<br \/>\n29. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Who is the person you sent this to that is least likely to respond?<\/span> Non-sequitur, because of that blogging thing again.<br \/>\n30. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Who are you most curious about their responses to this questionnaire?<\/span> Non-sequitur. Again. Because this is a blog. Sheesh. Get a clue, you silly questionnaire.<br \/>\n31. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Favorite TV shows:<\/span> <i>24<\/i>, <i>Lost<\/i>, <i>CSI<\/i> (the original Las Vegas edition), <i>Joan of Arcadia<\/i>, <i>The Amazing Race<\/i><br \/>\n32. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Last person you went to dinner with:<\/span> Anne<br \/>\n33. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ford or Chevy:<\/span> Ford, although both have their charms<br \/>\n34. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What are you listening to right now:<\/span> The <i>Revenge of the Sith<\/i> soundtrack, specifically &#8220;Anakin&#8217;s Dark Deeds.&#8221;<br \/>\n35. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What is your favorite color:<\/span> Red<br \/>\n36. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Ocean, Lake or River:<\/span> Rivers, although they all have their charms.<br \/>\n37. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">How many tattoos do you have:<\/span> None; I&#8217;ve never been able to think of anything I&#8217;d still want to look at in fifteen years.<br \/>\n38. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Time you finished this e-mail:<\/span> 11:36 am<br \/>\n39. <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">How many people are you sending this email to:<\/span> The entire blogosphere&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m pretty ruthless when it comes to screening my personal e-mail. 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