{"id":2256,"date":"2011-12-06T16:02:41","date_gmt":"2011-12-06T16:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=2256"},"modified":"2011-12-06T16:02:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-06T16:02:41","slug":"sometimes_living_in_the_future_aint_so_bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2011\/12\/06\/sometimes_living_in_the_future_aint_so_bad\/","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes Living in the Future Ain&#8217;t So Bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As far as I&#8217;m concerned, few things in this life are as satisfying as a good cheeseburger. Now, your definition of &#8220;good&#8221; may (and probably does) vary from mine. My personal ideal is the simple, old-fashioned, Jimmy Buffett-style burger: a juicy, medium-well-done patty on a buttery toasted bun; cheddar or American cheese; a big leaf of lettuce (none of this finely chopped McRoughage crap); a ripe, flavorful tomato; onion (sliced into rings or at least crescents; again, none of the teeny-tiny shard things you get at many fast-fooderies); the holy trifecta of condiments, i.e., mayo-ketchup-mustard; a pickle spear on the side along with a heap of crispy krinkle-cut fries; and all of it washed down with an icy Coke (or my more recent obsession, iced tea) or a good beer&#8230; and no, I&#8217;d probably better not go off on a tangent about what constitutes &#8220;good&#8221; beer, because that&#8217;s a whole other blog entry. But however you like <i>your <\/i>burgers, I&#8217;ll bet it&#8217;s never occurred to you that it wasn&#8217;t really possible to enjoy one until relatively recently in human history. It certainly hadn&#8217;t occurred to me.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s a cat named Waldo Jaquith who <i>has <\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/waldo.jaquith.org\/blog\/2011\/12\/impractical-cheeseburger\/\">considered<\/a> the problem, and his findings are&#8230; provocative:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A cheeseburger cannot exist outside of a highly developed, post-agrarian society. It requires a complex interaction between a handful of vendors&#8211;in all likelihood, a couple of dozen&#8211;and the ability to ship ingredients vast distances while keeping them fresh. The cheeseburger couldn&#8217;t have existed until nearly a century ago as, indeed, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/History_of_the_hamburger_in_the_United_States\">it did not<\/a>.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just something to think about the next time you&#8217;re feeling (as I frequently do) like that whole Industrial Revolution might not have been the best idea. I mean, who really cares if Five Guys is superior to In-N-Out, or if you (like me) prefer a local mom-and-pop cafe burger (when I can find them)&#8230; at least we have the option of arguing over such things! Seriously, this is an issue that irreparably skews that whole &#8220;which time period would you like to live in?&#8221; question for me.<\/p>\n<p>And now, it&#8217;s off to dinner&#8230; three guesses what I&#8217;m in the mood to eat&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As far as I&#8217;m concerned, few things in this life are as satisfying as a good cheeseburger. Now, your definition of &#8220;good&#8221; may (and probably does) vary from mine. My personal ideal is the simple, old-fashioned, Jimmy Buffett-style burger: a juicy, medium-well-done patty on a buttery toasted bun; cheddar or American cheese; a big leaf [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}