{"id":219,"date":"2005-04-15T14:54:48","date_gmt":"2005-04-15T14:54:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=219"},"modified":"2005-04-15T14:54:48","modified_gmt":"2005-04-15T14:54:48","slug":"book_talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/04\/15\/book_talk\/","title":{"rendered":"Book Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, no, it&#8217;s another meme! No worries, though &#8212; this one is pretty short, only five questions about books&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">You&#8217;\u0092re stuck in <i>Fahrenheit 451<\/i>. Which book would you be?<\/span><br \/>\nTwo things before I answer: first, in case you don&#8217;t know, <i>Fahrenheit 451<\/i> is a Ray Bradbury novel set in a near-future world where books are illegal and firemen are duty-bound to destroy them whenever any are found. Second, I would guess, given the premise of F451, that this question really ought to be &#8220;which book would you <i>save<\/i>?&#8221;, since &#8220;which book would you <i>be<\/i>?&#8221; doesn&#8217;t make a lot of sense to me. My answer to the question is appropriately high-minded and literary: <i>The Complete Works of William Shakespeare<\/i>. While I don&#8217;t particularly enjoy <i>reading<\/i> ol&#8217; Wild Bill &#8212; his words were intended to be read by actors on stage, not people in wing chairs &#8212; I do believe his work addresses just about every major theme there is in an absolutely unique voice, thus giving it the artistic merit a &#8220;book-to-be-saved&#8221; requires. Also, Shakespeare formed the basis of our modern literature once; it could do so again following the collapse of whatever tiny-brained regime that would be so monumentally ignorant as to declare books illegal.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?<\/span><br \/>\nAssuming this question refers only to literary characters, i.e., someone in a book, no. I have, however, developed crushes on plenty of movie and TV characters. Maybe some afternoon when I&#8217;m feeling really exhibitionistic, I&#8217;ll do a blog entry on <i>that<\/i>&#8230;<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What is the last book you bought?<\/span><br \/>\nNot counting a diet book I picked up for my mom, the last thing I bought was the <i>Revenge of the Sith<\/i> novelization by Matthew Stover. (No, I haven&#8217;t read it yet. It is safely locked away until after I see the movie, so as not to reveal any secrets I don&#8217;t want to know about.) Prior to that, I bought <i>Public Enemies: America&#8217;s Greatest Crime Wave and the Birth of the FBI, 1933-34<\/i> by Bryan Burrough.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What are you currently reading?<\/span><br \/>\nSteve Hodel&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blackdahliaavenger.com\/\"><i>Black Dahlia Avenger<\/i><\/a>, a true-crime story that reads much like a Raymond Chandler detective novel. It&#8217;s a half-memoir, half-investigation by a former LAPD detective who has come to believe that his own father was responsible for an infamous Hollywood murder that occurred in 1947.<\/li>\n<li><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">What five books would you take to a deserted island?<\/span><br \/>\nIf I was taking this question literally, I&#8217;d have to include the <i>U.S. Army Ranger&#8217;s Survival Manual<\/i>. However, I think the idea here is to list my favorite books of all time. This is a tricky one. I consider myself a pretty well-read and literary chap; however, when I think about the books I&#8217;ve really, <i>really<\/i> loved, the ones I&#8217;ve read multiple times and suspect I will one day want to pick up again&#8230; well, it&#8217;s not such a distinguished list:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><i>The Anubis Gates<\/i> by Tim Powers (a really nifty &#8212; and literary! &#8212; fantasy novel involving time-travel, ancient Egyptian magic, and werewolves, among other things)<\/li>\n<li><i>Han Solo at Star&#8217;s End<\/i> by Brian Daley (one of the first <i>Star Wars<\/i> spin-offs and still among the best, as far as I&#8217;m concerned)<\/li>\n<li><i>Star Wars<\/i> by George Lucas (yes, I know he didn&#8217;t really write the novelization of his own movie &#8212; it was actually Alan Dean Foster &#8212; but Lucas&#8217; name is on the cover)<\/li>\n<li><i>Christine<\/i> by Stephen King (admittedly not his best work, but it is my favorite among his canon, for reasons I won&#8217;t go into here)<\/li>\n<li>The <i>North and South<\/i> trilogy by John Jakes (sprawling soap-opera set against the backdrop of the Civil War, much better than any of the three TV miniseries based upon it; also long enough to eat up lots of desert island downtime)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>With these answers, I guess I&#8217;ll never qualify for the International Association of Literary Snobs. Still, it&#8217;s not like I <i>never<\/i> read the good stuff&#8230; no, really, it&#8217;s not. Really.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh, no, it&#8217;s another meme! No worries, though &#8212; this one is pretty short, only five questions about books&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-memes-and-quizzes","category-the-bookshelf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}