{"id":2171,"date":"2011-05-27T11:59:52","date_gmt":"2011-05-27T11:59:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=2171"},"modified":"2011-05-27T11:59:52","modified_gmt":"2011-05-27T11:59:52","slug":"downright_eerie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2011\/05\/27\/downright_eerie\/","title":{"rendered":"Downright Eerie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They say everyone has a doppelganger out there in the world somewhere, and I now have it on pretty good authority that mine is a music teacher from New Jersey. Seriously. According to my friends Keith and Danielle, the guy who&#8217;s giving lessons to their daughters looks<i> just like me<\/i>. So much so that their youngest girl was a little bit weirded out upon meeting me last night. But wait! It gets even creepier:<\/p>\n<p>This dude&#8217;s name is Rick. My favorite musician&#8217;s name, as my Loyal Readers well know, is <i>also Rick<\/i>. <\/p>\n<p>Rick the Music Teacher Who Looks Like Me plays the guitar. I <i>own <\/i>a guitar. <\/p>\n<p>Rick the Music Teacher Who Looks Like Me eschews the Disney tunes and lame-o kiddie songs that are usually taught to children in favor of &#8217;80s hits. I, of course, am <i>all about<\/i> the &#8217;80s.<\/p>\n<p>And lastly, Rick the Music Teacher Who Looks Like Me has an extensive collection of band t-shirts. And I&#8230; well, the resemblance is just frightening, I tell you! <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m deeply curious about my apparent twin, but also cautious&#8230; what might happen if we were to meet? Would it disrupt the space-time continuum and destroy everything? It&#8217;s not worth that kind of risk, obviously. But still&#8230; I am intrigued&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say everyone has a doppelganger out there in the world somewhere, and I now have it on pretty good authority that mine is a music teacher from New Jersey. Seriously. According to my friends Keith and Danielle, the guy who&#8217;s giving lessons to their daughters looks just like me. So much so that their [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}