{"id":2115,"date":"2011-02-21T09:36:27","date_gmt":"2011-02-21T09:36:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=2115"},"modified":"2011-02-21T09:36:27","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T09:36:27","slug":"in_case_anyone_needs_a_priest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/21\/in_case_anyone_needs_a_priest\/","title":{"rendered":"In Case Anyone Needs a Priest&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I&#8217;m available.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/generate_cert.php_-1.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5545 aligncenter\" alt=\"generate_cert.php\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/generate_cert.php_-1.jpg\" width=\"542\" height=\"409\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/generate_cert.php_-1.jpg 542w, https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/generate_cert.php_-1-300x226.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 542px) 100vw, 542px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Weddings, mitzvahs, whatever, man. Of course, whatever you want will have to wait until I finish my cocktail. Why don&#8217;t you pull up a chair and have one with me? Just take it easy, man.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dudeism.com\/\">Dudeism<\/a>. I finally found a religion I can hang with&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;I&#8217;m available. Weddings, mitzvahs, whatever, man. Of course, whatever you want will have to wait until I finish my cocktail. Why don&#8217;t you pull up a chair and have one with me? Just take it easy, man. Dudeism. I finally found a religion I can hang with&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}