{"id":209,"date":"2005-03-31T11:02:28","date_gmt":"2005-03-31T11:02:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=209"},"modified":"2005-03-31T11:02:28","modified_gmt":"2005-03-31T11:02:28","slug":"tiny_men_with_hammers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/03\/31\/tiny_men_with_hammers\/","title":{"rendered":"Tiny Men With Hammers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dana Carvey on <i>Live with Regis and Kelly<\/i> this morning, speaking in a &#8220;gosh-and-begorrah&#8221; Irish accent:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be grateful in this life. You&#8217;ve got to be grateful there&#8217;s not a tiny man in your pants whacking at your weiner with a hammer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Timeless wisdom indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dana Carvey on Live with Regis and Kelly this morning, speaking in a &#8220;gosh-and-begorrah&#8221; Irish accent: &#8220;You&#8217;ve got to be grateful in this life. You&#8217;ve got to be grateful there&#8217;s not a tiny man in your pants whacking at your weiner with a hammer.&#8221; Timeless wisdom indeed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}