{"id":2033,"date":"2010-10-01T23:50:26","date_gmt":"2010-10-01T23:50:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=2033"},"modified":"2010-10-01T23:50:26","modified_gmt":"2010-10-01T23:50:26","slug":"well_that_was_unexpected","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2010\/10\/01\/well_that_was_unexpected\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, That Was Unexpected"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m standing on a street corner in downtown Salt Lake yesterday waiting for the light to change, when this grubby, hipster-y looking guy carrying a suspiciously bulging gym bag steps up to me and says, &#8220;Hey, man, would you have any interest in buying &#8212; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I took a quick step to the left and braced myself for something uncomfortable.<\/p>\n<p>&#8221; &#8212; a fax machine?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Out of the dozens of possibilities that had zipped through my mind after the words &#8220;interest in buying,&#8221; I must confess that <i>a fax machine<\/i> was not one of them. Sad times are these, when young ruffians feel free to peddle such wares on our formerly respectable city streets&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m standing on a street corner in downtown Salt Lake yesterday waiting for the light to change, when this grubby, hipster-y looking guy carrying a suspiciously bulging gym bag steps up to me and says, &#8220;Hey, man, would you have any interest in buying &#8212; &#8221; I took a quick step to the left [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2033","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2033"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2033\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2033"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2033"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2033"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}