To the spammer who hit Simple Tricks hard in the wee hours this morning:<\/p>\n
Telling me that my blog “sucks big black ass” over and over and over again is not<\/i> an effective way to get me onboard with your ill-conceived marketing scheme. Not that I’d do it anyhow, but there’s no way I’m going to publish your offensive and most likely virus-ridden little URL after being repeatedly insulted.<\/p>\n
I’m just sayin’.<\/p>\n
Now kindly go screw yourself while I delete your 200 pointless wastes of bandwidth.<\/p>\n
That is all.<\/p>\n
J-<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
To the spammer who hit Simple Tricks hard in the wee hours this morning: Telling me that my blog “sucks big black ass” over and over and over again is not an effective way to get me onboard with your ill-conceived marketing scheme. Not that I’d do it anyhow, but there’s no way I’m going […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-site-issues"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1998"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1998\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}