{"id":197,"date":"2005-03-10T23:15:02","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T23:15:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=197"},"modified":"2005-03-10T23:15:02","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T23:15:02","slug":"how_big_a_fanboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2005\/03\/10\/how_big_a_fanboy\/","title":{"rendered":"How Big a Fanboy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>How big a fanboy am I?<\/p>\n<p>Big enough that I sat through an entire hour of <i>The O.C.<\/i> just so I wouldn&#8217;t miss the premiere of the new full-length <i>Revenge of the Sith<\/i> trailer.<\/p>\n<p>Big enough that the hair rose up on my arms during said trailer and didn&#8217;t settle back down for a good three minutes after it was over.<\/p>\n<p>Big enough that May 19th suddenly seems like an eternity away.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been fooled by trailers before. <i>The Phantom Menace<\/i> had a kick-ass trailer (&#8220;Every saga has a beginning&#8230;&#8221;); <i>Attack of the Clones<\/i> had a kick-ass trailer (&#8220;I will raise a Grand Army of the Republic&#8230;&#8221;). Both films ultimately let me down. This time&#8230; well, like I said, I&#8217;ve been fooled before. I so want the sixth and final <i>Star Wars<\/i> film to be the prequel I always dreamed of, the one that my eight-year-old imagination conjured up from the vaguest handful of ideas gleaned from a brief and fluffy magazine interview with The Great Flanneled One. I am trying to prepare myself for yet another disappointment. I am reminding myself that George Lucas isn&#8217;t the man he used to be and I am not the child I once was. I am struggling not to get carried away with enthusiasm like I did during the Dark Year, 1999. But it&#8217;s tough. I watched that trailer tonight and I found myself buying into it completely. I didn&#8217;t think one single element of it looked potentially cringe-inducing. I&#8217;m even daring to think that maybe, just maybe, Uncle George is going to redeem himself with this one.<\/p>\n<p>The sight of Anakin Skywalker leading an army of clonetroopers, of Emperor Palpatine drawing a lightsaber against Jedi Master Windu, of giant starships exchanging broadsides like sea-going galleons and interior shots of explosions tearing through their gun-decks, made me pump my fist with testerone-laden glee. The glimpse of the <i>Tantive IV<\/i>&#8216;s familiar engine-cluster arcing toward a beautiful green world and of R2 in a fighter socket and 3PO in his polished glory made me smile with fond nostalgia. And the sound of Padme&#8217;s sobs and Obi-Wan&#8217;s anguished cry, &#8220;You were the chosen one!&#8221; as his student and friend attacks him broke my heart.<\/p>\n<p>(If you caught the reference to the <i>Tantive IV<\/i>, congratulations. You&#8217;re as big a fanboy as me. If you don&#8217;t know, it&#8217;s the rebel ship seen at the beginning of the original <i>Star Wars<\/i>, the one Princess Leia is &#8220;racing home&#8221; aboard. Technically, it&#8217;s the official transport of the Royal House of Alderaan.)<\/p>\n<p>Going purely off this three-minute advertisement, it looks to me like this is the film George has been waiting to make all along, the true back-story that he started putting down on legal pads around 1975. Maybe Episodes I and II were weak because he had the fewest notes for them. Maybe <i>Revenge of the Sith<\/i> is the only prequel he really needed to make, the only one he really wanted to make.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I&#8217;m just a big sucker setting myself up to knocked down again, a compulsive gambler who doesn&#8217;t know better than to keep going back to the three-card-monte dealer on the corner. Maybe. We&#8217;ll see in just about two months. But I&#8217;ll tell you this much: after tonight, I&#8217;m feeling happier to call myself a <i>Star Wars<\/i> fan than I have in years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How big a fanboy am I? Big enough that I sat through an entire hour of The O.C. just so I wouldn&#8217;t miss the premiere of the new full-length Revenge of the Sith trailer. Big enough that the hair rose up on my arms during said trailer and didn&#8217;t settle back down for a good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-197","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=197"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/197\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}