{"id":1885,"date":"2010-02-04T17:38:23","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T17:38:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1885"},"modified":"2010-02-04T17:38:23","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T17:38:23","slug":"proofreader_humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2010\/02\/04\/proofreader_humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Proofreader Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another busy cycle at the office, with frustratingly little time or energy left over for blogging. Or much of anything else, for that matter. Grrrrrr. No matter how old I get, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever manage to resign myself to the wildly uneven ratio of hours consumed by my day job versus how much time I&#8217;m able to spend on my &#8220;real life.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Be that as it may, I have to quickly share something I ran across this afternoon. For some bizarre reason, my most heated professional disputes tend to revolve around the lowly <i>comma<\/i>. Who knew such a tiny little squiggle of ink could provoke such great passion in people? The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Serial_comma\">serial comma<\/a>, in particular, seems to make creative directors, account managers, clients, and legal teams absolutely crazy. For the record, I&#8217;m a fan of the serial. It banishes ambiguity to the dark, frigid hell where it belongs, and anyway the <i>AP Style<\/i> is obsolete, as far as I&#8217;m concerned. It consists largely of shortcuts that were conceived back in the days when metal type was set by hand, and character counts and column width actually mattered. Now that creating more space on a page is as easy as shrinking the font size or shifting a graphic around on a screen, why continue using an imperfect technique that invites misreading?<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell you how many times I&#8217;ve made this argument, usually to no avail. But now I&#8217;ve got one that&#8217;s even better, one that simply cannot be countered&#8230; <i>commas save lives<\/i>. Observe:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Commas Save Lives\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/commas-save-lives.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"400\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yep, nuthin&#8217; more to be said after that&#8230;<br \/>\n(<a href=\"http:\/\/www.dweebist.com\/2010\/01\/commas\/commas\/\">Source<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2010\/02\/04\/fun-with-punctuation.html\">via<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another busy cycle at the office, with frustratingly little time or energy left over for blogging. Or much of anything else, for that matter. Grrrrrr. No matter how old I get, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll ever manage to resign myself to the wildly uneven ratio of hours consumed by my day job versus how much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-bloody-red-pen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}