{"id":1839,"date":"2009-11-26T19:18:15","date_gmt":"2009-11-26T19:18:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1839"},"modified":"2009-11-26T19:18:15","modified_gmt":"2009-11-26T19:18:15","slug":"i_dont_know_about_your_thanksg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/11\/26\/i_dont_know_about_your_thanksg\/","title":{"rendered":"I Don&#8217;t Know About Your Thanksgiving&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but this is pretty much how things look around the Bennion Compound right now:<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\/2009\/11\/26\/funny-pictures-unbuckles-invisible-belt\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mine_3458932\" title=\"funny-pictures-cat-unbuckles-invisible-belt\" src=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com\/files\/2009\/02\/funny-pictures-cat-unbuckles-invisible-belt.jpg\" alt=\"funny pictures of cats with captions\" \/><\/a><br \/>see more <a href=\"http:\/\/icanhascheezburger.com\">Lolcats and funny pictures<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I guess you&#8217;d call that a successful Mass Consumption Day, right? Hope yours was as well&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;but this is pretty much how things look around the Bennion Compound right now: see more Lolcats and funny pictures So I guess you&#8217;d call that a successful Mass Consumption Day, right? Hope yours was as well&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1839","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1839"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1839\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1839"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1839"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1839"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}