{"id":1831,"date":"2009-11-05T12:32:24","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T12:32:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1831"},"modified":"2009-11-05T12:32:24","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T12:32:24","slug":"the_conundrum_faced_by_every_m","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/11\/05\/the_conundrum_faced_by_every_m\/","title":{"rendered":"The Conundrum Faced by Every Middle-Aged Male Sooner or Later"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something I was planning to throw into one of those Halloween entries I mentioned earlier, since it&#8217;s based on a publicity still from the TV series <i>Buffy the Vampire Slayer<\/i>, and I figured vampires and slayers and Halloween go hand-in-fang and all. But really, it&#8217;s the sort of gag that plays at any time of year:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roflrazzi.com\/2009\/09\/25\/celebrity-pictures-head-gellar-catch-22\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mine_4902397\" title=\"celebrity-pictures-head-gellar-catch-22\" alt=\"anthony head and sarah michelle gellar\" src=\"http:\/\/roflrazzi.wordpress.com\/files\/2009\/08\/celebrity-pictures-head-gellar-catch-22.jpg\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nsee more <a href=\"http:\/\/roflrazzi.com\">Lol Celebs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, who among us has not been in that uncomfortable position while in the company of some pretty young thing? I sympathize, Giles, I sympathize&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s something I was planning to throw into one of those Halloween entries I mentioned earlier, since it&#8217;s based on a publicity still from the TV series Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and I figured vampires and slayers and Halloween go hand-in-fang and all. But really, it&#8217;s the sort of gag that plays at any time [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-glass-teat"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}