{"id":1789,"date":"2009-08-31T11:11:51","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T11:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1789"},"modified":"2009-08-31T11:11:51","modified_gmt":"2009-08-31T11:11:51","slug":"rumination_on_a_monday_morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/08\/31\/rumination_on_a_monday_morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Rumination on a Monday Morning Ruminant Spotting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m driving to the train station this morning, and at some point I glance off to my left and see&#8230; a black and white cow wearing light blue pajamas. Walking on its hind legs, no less.<\/p>\n<p>For just an instant, I had the thought that the Monday-morning hangover really isn&#8217;t worth it anymore.<\/p>\n<p>Then I realized I was simply passing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chick-fil-a.com\/#thecows\">Chick-fil-A<\/a>, and there was some poor teenager sweating away his shift inside that cow&#8217;s plush innards. I really hope the whole week isn&#8217;t going to be like this&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I&#8217;m driving to the train station this morning, and at some point I glance off to my left and see&#8230; a black and white cow wearing light blue pajamas. Walking on its hind legs, no less. For just an instant, I had the thought that the Monday-morning hangover really isn&#8217;t worth it anymore. Then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1789"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1789\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}