Here’s another Facebook meme, modified slightly for a bloggy format…<\/p>\n
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\nYou know the rules. Tag people in this note (including the person who tgged you!) to learn more about people. Also, try to tag people who you’ve tagged in other notes, sometimes you learn things in new notes that you didn’t know before about them…<\/strike><\/p>\n\n
\nMy face.<\/p>\n
\nI have only one hooded sweatshirt<\/i> (as we old-timers used to call them before the infantile-sounding term “hoodie” came into vogue). It’s green.<\/p>\n
\nOf course.<\/p>\n
\nNot really. I usually decide on the spur of the moment after watching the weather report.<\/p>\n
\nHungry. Time for dinner.<\/p>\n
\nThe Coca-Cola logo on my glass.<\/p>\n
\nI’d rather not. It upset me.<\/p>\n
\nI had a conversation with one of Salt Lake’s better-known street people<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\nRed Vines.<\/p>\n
\nNot as often as a dentist would prefer, I’m sure.<\/p>\n
\nThe not-very-bright guy I saw on the train this morning.<\/p>\n
\nWell, I’m no Vulcan…<\/p>\n
\nWhy would you want to?<\/p>\n
\nNeither. I kind of grab it with my lips.<\/p>\n
\nNot especially. I used to have a bitchin’ mullet before the male pattern baldness took its toll. Nowadays… well, it just doesn’t do much of anything that’s interesting.<\/p>\n
\nDepends on what time of day you ask me.<\/p>\n
\nNah. Utter loathing is bad for the digestion.<\/p>\n
\nThe office “loud guy.”<\/p>\n
\nNo, not especially.<\/p>\n
\nNot unless the plane was crashing.<\/p>\n
\nSure.<\/p>\n
\nSeveral, actually.<\/p>\n
\nYes, The Girlfriend and I split a Netflix account.<\/p>\n
\nNot that I can see.<\/p>\n
\nThree, not counting the U.S.: England, Germany, and Luxembourg.<\/p>\n
\nYes. The anxiety wasn’t worth the thrill.<\/p>\n
\nEvery bloody day.<\/p>\n
\nWhite, but that’s just because they’re the easiest to come by.<\/p>\n
\nYes. Hate the damn things, but they seem to be indispensable these days.<\/p>\n
\nNah. You don’t need it if you stay properly hydrated.<\/p>\n
\nNo. No interest, no need.<\/p>\n
\nYes, more or less.<\/p>\n
\nMy parents.<\/p>\n
\nI forgive those who deserve it. Others, nope. Sorry.<\/p>\n
\nSure, a couple of times.<\/p>\n
\nI have no idea.<\/p>\n
\nYep. The Girlfriend makes them from scratch.<\/p>\n
\nWhen George Kirk drove the Kelvin<\/i> into Nero’s ship.<\/p>\n
\n“Are you going out to your mom’s tonight?”<\/p>\n
\nFall.<\/p>\n
\nNo. Never been able to think of anything I’d still want to look at ten years later.<\/p>\n
\nWell, yeah.<\/p>\n
\nHm, that’s random. No, I haven’t.<\/p>\n
\nI’m sure I must’ve at some point.<\/p>\n
\nRed.<\/p>\n
\nYes. And I’m not at all proud of it.<\/p>\n
\nMy ponytail gets kind of curly when I don’t blow dry it.<\/p>\n
\nSammy Hagar’s Three Lock Box<\/i>. Yeah, I’m old-school. Big surprise there, I’m sure.<\/p>\n
\nYep. And anyone who says otherwise is fooling themselves.<\/p>\n
\nDon’t know. The one time it’s been an issue, I couldn’t.<\/p>\n
\nNo.<\/p>\n
\nThere’s always room for improvement.<\/p>\n
\nOnly if I fall asleep while watching TV.<\/p>\n
\nYes, because I want Jack Nicholson on that wall, I need<\/i> Jack Nicholson on that wall.<\/p>\n
\nIt’s passable. I’m nearsighted and have to wear glasses, but I can get by without them.<\/p>\n
\nHaven’t thought about it, actually.<\/p>\n
\nA couple times a day, usually.<\/p>\n
\nThe Girlfriend, of course.<\/p>\n
\nLevi’s, classic Reeboks, and a black t-shirt.<\/p>\n
\nI like ’em all, really, but border collies are pretty damn cool.<\/p>\n
\nA street corner in San Francisco. (This question is obviously Facebook specific.)<\/p>\n
\nNot without considerable pain and embarrassment.<\/p>\n
\nShyeah, where else would I be doing memes and quizzes?<\/p>\n
\nAn iced espresso mocha.<\/p>\n
\nYes.\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"