{"id":1725,"date":"2009-05-22T15:36:50","date_gmt":"2009-05-22T15:36:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1725"},"modified":"2009-05-22T15:36:50","modified_gmt":"2009-05-22T15:36:50","slug":"net_crap_the_final_frontier","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/22\/net_crap_the_final_frontier\/","title":{"rendered":"Net Crap: The Final Frontier"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and it&#8217;s looking like my workload today is going to be pretty light as run up to the long weekend, so you know what that means&#8230; I&#8217;m in the mood for some time-killing netcrap! In keeping with the theme that&#8217;s most preoccupied my mind (and this blog) for the last couple of weeks, I&#8217;ve put together a special all-<i>Star Trek<\/i> netcrap edition, starting with this clever little clip that points out the similarities between J.J. Abrams&#8217; <i>Trek<\/i> movie and another well-known and much loved sci-fi flick&#8230; and I don&#8217;t mean the one that featured Ricardo Montalban:<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video\/4026025\/deja-view-my-favorite-movie-star-trek-vs-star-wars<\/p>\n<p>I found that one over at one of my regular <a href=\"http:\/\/andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com\/the_daily_dish\/2009\/05\/nothing-new-under-the-stars.html\">political reads<\/a>, oddly enough.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\nIncidentally (and continuing the <i>Star Wars\/Star Trek<\/i> connection), I&#8217;ve learned that everyone&#8217;s favorite astromech droid R2-D2 supposedly appears somewhere in the new <i>Trek<\/i> movie. Seems J.J. Abrams is an SW fan. Paramount has decided to capitalize on this friendly nod to the eternal <i>Wars\/Trek<\/i> rivalry by offering a prize to whoever finds him and gets their name drawn in a sweepstakes. Details <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themovieblog.com\/2009\/05\/r2d2-in-star-trek\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Moving on, some clever guy out there decided to do something more than bitch about that troublesome lens-flare issue. He made a video called &#8220;I made old star trek look like new star trek!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/iAaX8Aq6smQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"425\" height=\"344\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/iAaX8Aq6smQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Here are the top ten things you never hear on <i>Star Trek<\/i>, brilliantly read by Leonard Nimoy himself:<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kajHITRmJZM&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed width=\"425\" height=\"344\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/kajHITRmJZM&amp;color1=0xb1b1b1&amp;color2=0xcfcfcf&amp;feature=player_embedded&amp;fs=1\" allowFullScreen=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" \/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>This observation just hurts:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/roflrazzi.com\/2009\/05\/13\/celebrity-pictures-winona-ryder-spocks-mom\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"mine_4159047\" title=\"celebrity-pictures-winona-ryder-spocks-mom\" alt=\"winona ryder\" src=\"http:\/\/roflrazzi.wordpress.com\/files\/2009\/05\/celebrity-pictures-winona-ryder-spocks-mom.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yeah, thanks. Thanks a lot. Damn kids.<\/p>\n<p>And now, on a slightly more serious note, ubergeek (and former <i>Star Trek<\/i> actor, in case you didn&#8217;t know) Wil Wheaton had some interesting <a href=\"http:\/\/suicidegirls.com\/news\/geek\/23684\/print\/\">comments<\/a> about the new flick. He liked the movie more than I did and he&#8217;s more disparaging of the <i>Star Wars<\/i> prequels and <i>Indy IV<\/i> than I am, but he certainly shares the apprehension any fan feels when something we love is about to be revisited, the dread that it&#8217;s going to be mishandled and cheapened, and the awful, crushing sensation of a small part of us dying because some suit somewhere did not <i>get<\/i> it. Wil&#8217;s always worth a read, even when I don&#8217;t quite agree with him.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, if you&#8217;ve followed the development of <i>Trek<\/i> 2.0 at all, you no doubt remember the time when it seemed like every other day brought news about William Shatner&#8217;s involvement in the movie, i.e., was he going to appear in it or not? Well, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/movies\/news\/articles\/1611116\/story.jhtml\">here<\/a> is an interview with the screenwriters that finally clears up just exactly what was discussed and why it didn&#8217;t happen. Personally, I think the idea they had to get around the fact that Shatner&#8217;s Kirk was officially dead four movies ago would&#8217;ve worked pretty well. But then I also thought they should&#8217;ve had him read the famous voiceover at the end, the &#8220;Space&#8230; the final frontier&#8221; speech, instead of recycling Nimoy&#8217;s <i>Wrath of Kahn<\/i> recording of it for the umpteenth time&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday, and it&#8217;s looking like my workload today is going to be pretty light as run up to the long weekend, so you know what that means&#8230; I&#8217;m in the mood for some time-killing netcrap! 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