{"id":1712,"date":"2009-05-06T13:34:02","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T13:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1712"},"modified":"2009-05-06T13:34:02","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T13:34:02","slug":"if_youll_just_get_on_board","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/05\/06\/if_youll_just_get_on_board\/","title":{"rendered":"If You&#8217;ll Just Get on Board&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My friend <a href=\"http:\/\/www.karenkaminski.com\/2009\/05\/entertaining-yet-morbid.html\">Karen<\/a> points us today to a strange little <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amberdigital.com\/where\/\">website<\/a> based on the following premise: &#8220;If we started a movie on the day you were born, and stretched it over your lifespan, this is where you&#8217;d be in that movie.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You enter your birthdate and how long you expect to live, select your favorite movie from a list of well-known options, and the site will show you which scene in the film corresponds to the current moment of your life. My three loyal readers can, of course, guess which film I chose&#8230; it seems I&#8217;m right at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amberdigital.com\/where\/index.php?bornDate=-9309600000&amp;currentDate=1241637501302&amp;age=90&amp;movInd=0\">the point<\/a> where Han Solo is ushering his nervous passengers toward their ticket off Tatooine.<\/p>\n<p>On the positive side, the really fun part of the movie is still ahead. Hopefully that says something about my life&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My friend Karen points us today to a strange little website based on the following premise: &#8220;If we started a movie on the day you were born, and stretched it over your lifespan, this is where you&#8217;d be in that movie.&#8221; You enter your birthdate and how long you expect to live, select your favorite [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general-ramblings","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}