{"id":1701,"date":"2009-04-15T16:14:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-15T16:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2009-04-15T16:14:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-15T16:14:00","slug":"you_cant_know_what_its_like_to","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/15\/you_cant_know_what_its_like_to\/","title":{"rendered":"You Can&#8217;t Know What It&#8217;s Like To Be Almost&#8230; a God&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What follows is without a doubt the most obscure LOLcat I&#8217;ve ever posted here at Simple Tricks&#8230; possibly the most obscure one I&#8217;ve ever seen, for that matter. I think I have maybe two readers who will get this one (no need to stand or anything, you know who you are). But <i>I<\/i> get it, and I think it&#8217;s pretty damn funny:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Gary Mitchell cat\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/images\/Gary-Mitchell-cat.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This came from our old friend, <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/badastronomy\/2009\/04\/11\/caturday-trekness\/\">The Bad Astronomer<\/a>. I believe he created it, too, the clever fellow.<\/p>\n<p>(Note: If you don&#8217;t get it, I doubt an explanation will make it seem any funnier, but you can always try. Go <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Where_No_Man_Has_Gone_Before\">here<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/memory-alpha.org\/en\/wiki\/Gary_Mitchell\">here<\/a> for the necessary context.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What follows is without a doubt the most obscure LOLcat I&#8217;ve ever posted here at Simple Tricks&#8230; possibly the most obscure one I&#8217;ve ever seen, for that matter. I think I have maybe two readers who will get this one (no need to stand or anything, you know who you are). But I get it, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-trek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}