{"id":1695,"date":"2009-04-09T10:28:59","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T10:28:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1695"},"modified":"2009-04-09T10:28:59","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T10:28:59","slug":"the_greatest_movie_never_made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/09\/the_greatest_movie_never_made\/","title":{"rendered":"The Greatest Movie Never Made"},"content":{"rendered":"

How awesome is this headline that just came across my newsfeed?<\/p>\n

\nFBI joins effort in hostage standoff with pirates<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I find myself imagining these guys<\/a> facing off against these guys<\/a> in a battle royale like the world has never seen. (Personally, my money’s on Connery kicking Keith Richards’ butt up and down the beach.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How awesome is this headline that just came across my newsfeed? FBI joins effort in hostage standoff with pirates I find myself imagining these guys facing off against these guys in a battle royale like the world has never seen. (Personally, my money’s on Connery kicking Keith Richards’ butt up and down the beach.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-film-studies","category-general-ramblings"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}