{"id":1694,"date":"2009-04-08T21:51:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-08T21:51:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/?p=1694"},"modified":"2009-04-08T21:51:47","modified_gmt":"2009-04-08T21:51:47","slug":"unleash_the_force_within_you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/2009\/04\/08\/unleash_the_force_within_you\/","title":{"rendered":"Unleash the Force Within You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so, you know those Axe body-spray commercials where some young guy with a bad haircut spritzes himself with cheap cologne-in-a-can and suddenly finds himself surrounded by horny females who seem to have lost all their higher reasoning functions? Yeah, I don&#8217;t get &#8217;em either.*<\/p>\n<p>I think this makes much more sense:<\/p>\n<p><iframe src=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/e\/3971853\" height=\"369\" width=\"600\" allowfullscreen=\"\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<div style=\"padding: 5px 0; text-align: center; width: 600px;\">\n<p><a href=\"\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/videos\/most-viewed\/this-year\">CollegeHumor&#8217;s Favorite Funny Videos<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Ah, lightsabers. Is there nothing they can&#8217;t make cooler? Extra credit to the makers of this clip for throwing in a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Wilhelm_scream\">Wilhelm<\/a>.<br \/>\n* Oh, come on, is there anyone over the age of 19 who doesn&#8217;t think that shit makes you smell like you just rubbed yourself down with one those tree-shaped air fresheners for your car?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so, you know those Axe body-spray commercials where some young guy with a bad haircut spritzes himself with cheap cologne-in-a-can and suddenly finds himself surrounded by horny females who seem to have lost all their higher reasoning functions? Yeah, I don&#8217;t get &#8217;em either.* I think this makes much more sense: CollegeHumor&#8217;s Favorite Funny [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1694"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1694\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jasonbennion.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}